Vermilioncore and me are the only real bad boys on this site

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All of you idiots taking sides and shit like who gives a rat shit I'm ordering a Big Mac rn. At about the same time I'd bite it a grad would hit some building in Ukraine, but do you think i give a shit? hell no, I'm fucking eating a Big Mac with the fries and shit. Eating good food, getting our dick sucked. What u do? reading news? Being a bad boy is so easy, for real. couldn't imagine myself as a non bad boy.
 
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@Vermilioncore is the guy I'm talking about. Bad boy too.
 
With each bite form my hamburger, another building collapses in some Ukrainian shithole

Hang on I gotta get more ketchup
 
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Damn, so fuck all my other posts then huh? :feelswah:
All of them are top tier but that would be like the name of your book or some shit

“Hang on I gotta get more ketchup“
 
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All of them are top tier but that would be like the name of your book or some shit

“Hang on I gotta get more ketchup“
Indeed. So simple. Perfectly exemplifies the absurdity of existence and the overal comedic irony of this shit thing called life.

Why does anything exist?
 
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Indeed. So simple. Perfectly exemplifies the absurdity of existence and the overal comedic irony of this shit thing called life.

Why does anything exist?
Only i can fully understand you here. All the subtle jokes and the meaning beyond each.
 
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All of them are top tier but that would be like the name of your book or some shit

“Hang on I gotta get more ketchup“
keep sucking his dick like a good boy. He'll slit your throat the minute he gets bored of you
 
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keep sucking his dick like a good boy. He'll slit your throat the minute he gets bored of you
I'll slit his throat too, it's what being a bad boy is all about.
 
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keep sucking his dick like a good boy. He'll slit your throat the minute he gets bored of you
Someone is jealous :lul: Were best friends and you're not in the group, brutal.
 
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Get a room and suck each other off, faggots
 
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Get a room and suck each other off, faggots
Idontknowlol


Who's that nigger tbh
 
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Someone is jealous :lul: Were best friends and you're not in the group, brutal.
Me and @Vermilioncore are best buddies. Terrific guy
 
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Me and @Vermilioncore are best buddies. Terrific guy
Bro you never made me laugh on this site. When this is going to happen? you humorless fuck. huh? when?
 
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Bro you never made me laugh on this site. When this is going to happen? you humorless fuck. huh? when?
Stop trying to bury your suffering in empty laughs
 
Wish i was strong enough like @Vermilioncore not to put a female in my avi and give them more validation but I'm a weak bitch and i need that shit. Remember the episode in SpongeBob when he thought he could live without water? you know what also happened? he realized he needed water. He couldn't breath air. I can't live without a female avi. I'm a fish in the water.
 
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Wish i was strong enough like @Vermilioncore not to put a female in my avi and give them more validation but I'm a weak bitch and i need that shit. Remember the episode in SpongeBob when he thought he could live without water? you know what also happened? he realized he needed water. He couldn't breath air. I can't live without a female avi. I'm a fish in the water.
Indeed you’re just like spongebob. He needed water he needed sandys pussy, he needed all that shit. I’m like Larry the lobster 🦞
 
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Indeed you’re just like spongebob. He needed water he needed sandys pussy, he needed all that shit. I’m like Larry the lobster 🦞
You don't have a female avi by principle or you just don't like it? It's a must for me ngl.
 
You don't have a female avi by principle or you just don't like it? It's a must for me ngl.
I make rules for myself;

If a female isn’t gagging on my cock I cannot acknowledge her existence. Even if I wanted to, I physically can’t do it.
 
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I make rules for myself;

If a female isn’t gagging on my cock I cannot acknowledge her existence. Even if I wanted to, I physically can’t do it.
@ropemax muh sucking his dick. He's simply amazing like that.
 
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You're exacerbating his mental illness
Nigga who do you think i am? his therapist? we bring each other the lolz communicating over the absurdity of life.
 
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adebesi, didnt know niggas here watched oz
 
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With each bite form my hamburger, another building collapses in some Ukrainian shithole

Hang on I gotta get more ketchup
I don't think you'll ever be able to top it ngl
 
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so which one of you is pitcher and whos catcher? @Sphinx @Vermilioncore
 
I don't think you'll ever be able to top it ngl
Guess I’m passed my prime now, I’ll never be able to make you laugh again :feelswah:
 
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Your best post yet. So simple yet so good.
you gotta be kidding @JackTheKnife . this is why you consider him the modern kafka? this fucking post? I thought it would be from one of his stories but it's just some throwaway line. Disappointing
 
With each bite form my hamburger, another building collapses in some Ukrainian shithole

Hang on I gotta get more ketchup
What about the xheese
 
You two may have forum presence. But, have either of you done hard crime to any extent in the real world? I think not, stay in your pj's incels.
 
You two may have forum presence. But, have either of you done hard crime to any extent in the real world? I think not, stay in your pj's incels.
you’re right I just lay in bed with some Twinkie’s and snickers candy watching Halloween movies! 🤓
 
you’re right I just lay in bed with some Twinkie’s and snickers candy watching Halloween movies! 🤓
Sheeeit son, go out and do some real time lmao.
 

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