Vertically narrow eyes

[Yoyo2233]

Fuck it’s so true god damn it just saw a 5’6 dude with vertical eyes with a bitch.
This shit is ridiculous dude

 

[Looksmax305]

Getting vertical eyes with surgery is doable

 

[Yoyo2233]

Getting vertical eyes with surgery is doable

I know but dude fuck I wish I was born with that shit. My fucking dad his em!

 

[Warlow]

fuck dude your chad stories always make me cage

 

[Yoyo2233]

fuck dude your chad stories always make me cage

What you mean cage? Dude fuck these narrow eyes man fuck why do bitches like em wtf shits gay as fuck

 

[NarcyChadlite]

What you mean cage? Dude fuck these narrow eyes man fuck why do bitches like em wtf shits gay as fuck

Because if chad punches you your eyes will mush like a lychee but if chad punches the 5'6 vertical eye dude.. his bone bass surround it would keep him safe.. incuding his bitch safe which as you just told us is with him not u jflllll its OVERRR

 

[Yoyo2233]

Because if chad punches you your eyes will mush like a lychee but if chad punches the 5'6 vertical eye dude.. his bone bass surround it would keep him safe.. incuding his bitch safe which as you just told us is with him not u jflllll its OVERRR

There’s plenty of dudes with vertical eyes without much bone mass around em. More often than not actually

 

[NarcyChadlite]

There’s plenty of dudes with vertical eyes without much bone mass around em. More often than not actually

Well than i guess chad would still think twice abput punchimg them in the eyes cuz the collagen fraud would make him think itll be useless.

 

[Deleted member 5349]

PFL is more important

 

[Yoyo2233]

PFL is more important

Tf is that

 

[Deleted member 5349]

Tf is that

The horizontal length of your eyes. Horizontally long eyes are universally attractive