Virginpill

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So you're a virgin. Perhaps, abstinence. Against your will. Ugh. But is it really involuntarily? I know what the media and social networks say, but come on...that's not true.

You don't try. Ugh, that fucking gamingpill: keeps your time occupied. Then we have the mompill. She pampers you and provides you with everything you need, so you don't leave home. Ugh. Together, forever! The singlemompill.

The lazypill. Uh-huh. You can't impress a girl if you can't impress yourself. Eh? Thinkaboutitpill. Can you see the tit in that?

Yourefuckingyourselfpill. Yup. Everything mom does for you, you expect the same treatment and luxury from others. I wanna fuck a vagina! That inner nature of man cries as the parasites that await in the testicles beg, "Release us, master. But not inside your hand again, ugh, gay, bruh. Inside a moist crevice. But not an asshole that lives next store to two nuts and a dickhead."

But boogers, mom doesn't want you to leave. Because if you do, she'll have some competition and possibly, confrontation, AND, you might leave home. Do you see? Together, forever!

Laughingmyballsoffpill.

 

[IncelsBraincels]

Virgin but not incel

 

[Deleted member 9670]

Virgin but not incel

Ppl here actually claim this jfl

 

[Deleted member 16221]

Once you get the first one out of the way, the rest come 100x easier

goes for kissing too

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Ppl here actually claim this jfl

The term, Incel, derived from a vagina that wanted a Chad that didn't want to have sex. She thought it was because of an emotional illness with him. She didn't want to face the fact that she wasn't good enough for him. So she tossed that name about during conversations and texting as retribution and belittling. Finally, a guy picked up on it and made it his own. The rest is history. Decades ago, we called it Abstinence. People that choose not to have sex before marriage. Some even declined during matrimony. Ugh. A real pickle-dickle there. Fidget me nuts. I say to her.