Vodka, Cigs, Sugar and Gooning Ascended Me

UMIRINBRAH?

UMIRINBRAH?

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Shit brah I shaved my pre pubescent hair off my face and realized I’ve ascended

Vodka, cigs, sugar and gooning

Probably also the final stage of puberty
 
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Didn’t drop the Ultimate Gooning Guide for nothing niggas, should add nicotine+ sugar and make it a course jfl
 
When did u start
My hypothesis is the lowering of cortisol + sugar and alcohol (also calorie dense) kicked my Gh. + cigs kicked my DHt although that’s such a stretch
 
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15 jfl but I had voice cracks at 20 jfl
Puberty was prolly suppressed during my extremely stressful late teens and kicked in again.. crazy hypothesis but that’s what I think
 
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Puberty was prolly suppressed during my extremely stressful late teens and kicked in again.. crazy hypothesis but that’s what I think
Ngl i think im going thru the same thing. I started early at around 11 but poor habits and high stress from 12-14 may have delayed my growth. Only in the last year (15, i js turned 16), have i had a major growth spurt in height again
 
Ngl i think im going thru the same thing. I started early at around 11 but poor habits and high stress from 12-14 may have delayed my growth. Only in the last year (15, i js turned 16), have i had a major growth spurt in height again
Same I had almost a quarter inch gain last year + clavicle growth.

Life fuel
 
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