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Hold on a minute

I once asked @Proex to give me his avi who i didnt even know as a slave

And i gave him my gonial angle.

That means she is literally my slave. Jfl.

Im selling her for 50k , who wants her, i sure dont.


Proof:
Can your avi be my slave acquired from jihad? pls

Bonus: she's a virgin cuz i wouldnt touch her with a 10 foot stick, even tho your slaves are halal for you.







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Anyway. Apart from all that. Gather around the woodfire muslim buddy boyos
@brbbrah @Muktar @Chadelite @Shrek2OnDvD @TRUE_CEL @Dukeys @TsarTsar444 @Sikkunt23 @TheSavior @yungmalinigga @sytyl @inceletto @Tellem--t honorary tag @TheLurch

If there was true jihad, which ended in 1900's after fall of ottoman empire. None of us would be incel, none of us. Sure some of us would be dead but that's a small price to pay for salvation, and 72 virgins. And on the offchanve you dont die, which is pretty high, you get money from the war, and a female slave.

+ we couldve died anyway, so good place to die on the battlefield like a man

So none of us would be incel or broke, sure some of us would be dead but read above^

So yeah the only way we can cope now is wait for mahdi, why was i born in this timeline tbh, i couldve lived in 1850 and said its over for my future buddy boyos while im just chilling.

I cry. It is over.
 
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i mog remember that
 
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The early muslims who conquered Persia lived the dream ngl, so much prime persian women and gold
 
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The early muslims who conquered Persia lived the dream ngl, so much prime persian women and gold
Are persian women that good anyway? And yeah the persians were RICH so yeah
 
Are persian women that good anyway? And yeah the persians were RICH so yeah
Yes they are, they have an ideal complexion imo, at least the pure persian ones
 
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By gradualism slavery intimacy was abolished. This was after 1800s at the latest. Btw 72 virgins is a meme.
 
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Yes they are, they have an ideal complexion imo, at least the pure persian ones
I hear theyre aryans, nut how does the average iranian look? I know theyre not arabs tho
 
By gradualism slavery intimacy was abolished. This was after 1800s at the latest. Btw 72 virgins is a meme.

لِلشَّهِيدِ عِنْدَ اللَّهِ سِتُّ خِصَالٍ يُغْفَرُ لَهُ فِي أَوَّلِ دَفْعَةٍ وَيَرَى مَقْعَدَهُ مِنَ الْجَنَّةِ وَيُجَارُ مِنْ عَذَابِ الْقَبْرِ وَيَأْمَنُ مِنَ الْفَزَعِ الأَكْبَرِ وَيُوضَعُ عَلَى رَأْسِهِ تَاجُ الْوَقَارِ الْيَاقُوتَةُ مِنْهَا خَيْرٌ مِنَ الدُّنْيَا وَمَا فِيهَا وَيُزَوَّجُ اثْنَتَيْنِ وَسَبْعِينَ زَوْجَةً مِنَ الْحُورِ الْعِينِ وَيُشَفَّعُ فِي سَبْعِينَ مِنْ أَقَارِبِهِ

There are six rewards with Allah for the martyr. He is forgiven with the first flow of blood, he is shown his place in Paradise, he is protected from punishment in the grave, he secured from the greatest terror, the crown of dignity is placed upon his head and its gems are better than the world and what is in it, he is married to seventy two wives among the pure maidens of Paradise, and he may intercede for seventy of his close relatives.

Source: Sunan At-Tirmidhi 1663, Grade: Sahih
 
I hear theyre aryans, nut how does the average iranian look? I know theyre not arabs tho
Majority look dark cause of conquests, by they are quite a few light skined persians
 
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The early muslims who conquered Persia lived the dream ngl, so much prime persian women and gold
What about Muslims who conquered India ? Imagine all the prime pajeetas :love:
@TheCopefulCurry said coloring doesn’t matter
 
Are persian women that good anyway? And yeah the persians were RICH so yeah
i dont see the appeal tbh, im not attracted personally.
 
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لِلشَّهِيدِ عِنْدَ اللَّهِ سِتُّ خِصَالٍ يُغْفَرُ لَهُ فِي أَوَّلِ دَفْعَةٍ وَيَرَى مَقْعَدَهُ مِنَ الْجَنَّةِ وَيُجَارُ مِنْ عَذَابِ الْقَبْرِ وَيَأْمَنُ مِنَ الْفَزَعِ الأَكْبَرِ وَيُوضَعُ عَلَى رَأْسِهِ تَاجُ الْوَقَارِ الْيَاقُوتَةُ مِنْهَا خَيْرٌ مِنَ الدُّنْيَا وَمَا فِيهَا وَيُزَوَّجُ اثْنَتَيْنِ وَسَبْعِينَ زَوْجَةً مِنَ الْحُورِ الْعِينِ وَيُشَفَّعُ فِي سَبْعِينَ مِنْ أَقَارِبِهِ

There are six rewards with Allah for the martyr. He is forgiven with the first flow of blood, he is shown his place in Paradise, he is protected from punishment in the grave, he secured from the greatest terror, the crown of dignity is placed upon his head and its gems are better than the world and what is in it, he is married to seventy two wives among the pure maidens of Paradise, and he may intercede for seventy of his close relatives.

Source: Sunan At-Tirmidhi 1663, Grade: Sahih

It was mentioned by Daraj Ibn Abi Hatim, that Abu al-Haytham 'Adullah Ibn Wahb narrated from Abu Sa'id al-Khudhri, who heard Muhammad (pbuh) saying, 'The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are eighty thousand servants and seventy-two houri, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine and ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San'a.
However, regarding the above statement Hafiz Salahuddin Yusuf has said: "The narration, which claims that everyone would have seventy-two wives has a weak chain of narrators."[39] There is also a theory that the promise of 72 virgins is a mistranslation from "72 angels".
It is a weak narration.
 
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Btw 72 virgins is a meme.
yeah i need a reference in the scripture or at least a trustable ahadith. idk where they got that number 72 from jfl.
 
yeah i need a reference in the scripture or at least a trustable ahadith. idk where they got that number 72 from jfl.
It's a weak narration tbh, there is no direct evidence to support the idea of "70 or 72".
Ok but they'll have multiple wives, aybe more, so it doesn't matter
Hoor-Al-Ayn is not the same thing as the 72 virgins overblown thing lol.,
 
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How was I not tagged?


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It's a weak narration tbh, there is no direct evidence to support the idea of "70 or 72".

Hoor-Al-Ayn is not the same thing as the 72 virgins overblown thing lol.,
Hoor al ayn exists tho, and pretty sure the narrration said that word per word altho im not sure, but yeha im getting tired of this bro
 
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