Waking up, then getting drunk during a tornado warning, what does this mean?

BigJimsWornOutTires

BigJimsWornOutTires

Emerald
Joined
Feb 6, 2021
Posts
37,897
Reputation
52,404
Ah, yes, everything is packed with metaphors galore. I had to confess to a past before a small group of equal judgment. Oh, my, is that a butterfly carrying a glass jar of milk? Ugh, another motherfucking metaphor, brutal.

2728 is when the world comes to an end.

awesome-cool.gif


Get busy, you fucked in your heads, pathetic excuses of life world savers. Thus, you fucking attention whores. I curse you with stomach aches and back pains, along with the occasional constipation and disgusting gas release.

 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: Notcel, Divineincel, kisslessvirgin and 1 other person
You probably think China did it.
 
  • Hmm...
Reactions: BigJimsWornOutTires
Ah, yes, everything is packed with metaphors galore. I had to confess to a past before a small group of equal judgment. Oh, my, is that a butterfly carrying a glass jar of milk? Ugh, another motherfucking metaphor, brutal.

2728 is when the world comes to an end.

awesome-cool.gif


Get busy, you fucked in your heads, pathetic excuses of life world savers. Thus, you fucking attention whores. I curse you with stomach aches and back pains, along with the occasional constipation and disgusting gas release.


43DD2708 AADF 4274 A1B4 E814323F4064

What this lil rat fucker doing, this gotta be some shamanistic chant of milk, honey and bountiful meth.
 
  • Love it
Reactions: BigJimsWornOutTires
9 9 R E D B A L L O O N S motherfuckers
 
just have fun with it
 
99 Red Balloons is very over rated. Firstly it isn't even a Rock song, yet it gets played on Rock stations, it is really a pop song. Assuming it is a ballad, the story line does not make sense, she starts by talking about buying a bag of balloons then 8 seconds later without any explanation transitions to the balloons being an analogy for nuclear missiles (damn, I don't know what I would do without spell check).
 
  • JFL
Reactions: BigJimsWornOutTires
99 Red Balloons is very over rated. Firstly it isn't even a Rock song, yet it gets played on Rock stations, it is really a pop song. Assuming it is a ballad, the story line does not make sense, she starts by talking about buying a bag of balloons then 8 seconds later without any explanation transitions to the balloons being an analogy for nuclear missiles (damn, I don't know what I would do without spell check).
But she dances on the stage during the song as if celebrating while promoting her flesh for guiltless sex.
 
  • +1
Reactions: OldRooster

Similar threads

OriginalGecko
Replies
11
Views
90
BarretTheBuilder
BarretTheBuilder
F
Replies
2
Views
32
oxiwoxi
oxiwoxi
iblamechico
Replies
16
Views
130
iblamechico
iblamechico
haggling_parrot
Replies
0
Views
13
haggling_parrot
haggling_parrot
jkxdy
Replies
2
Views
39
Iamspace
Iamspace

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top
Sponsored
Stake.us
America's #1 Social Casino
Slots, Poker & More
Join Now →