Walking?

[K4ZYA223]

When walking in public after i get off the bus i usually just whip out my phone and stare down at it, would i look NT and more “appealing” if i pocketed that mf and walked straight?.

I wear black chinos, grey hoodie and panda nike dunks.

Edit: FUCKING SATIRICAL IF U COUDLNT TELL.

 

[Bryce]

I'm dying right now holy shit this is gold thank you

 

[K4ZYA223]

I'm dying right now holy shit this is gold thank you

Glad people knew it was satire, if someone took this seriously id gen kms

 

[trashbinxoxo]

I used to do ts in middle school thanks for reminding me

 

[debonss]

would i look NT and more “appealing” if i pocketed that mf and walked straight?.

yes man absolutely

 

[Remeliawpckhardt]

Over if you’re not walking with your dick out in public