TheSadAlbanian
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Wallahi, I got catfished SO bad today.
So basically, I posted a TikTok of myself and it got like 20k views, and some foid followed me. She looked aight, definitely a LTB, but good-looking enough for some fun, or so I thought.
So boom, we start texting and this and that, and she turns out to be hella freaky. She starts sending me nudes and shit, and eventually we agree to meet up, make out, and she was gonna suck my dick.
Now, we’re going back and forth sending Snaps, and what my dumbass didn’t realize was that she was using angles to hide all her flaws. She was chubby, which I was honestly okay with. Like, I don’t mind a lil extra.
Fast-forward to today.
We meet up. I’m waiting for her at the train station, she pulls up, I spot her, and I’m like:
FUCK.
I legit started tweaking. I didn’t want people seeing me with her. I was losing my fucking mind. I didn’t want anyone thinking I was hitting that.
So I give her a side hug and immediately go cold on her. She notices the shit, obviously, and I’m like, “Well, I’m nervous.”
CAP.
I offer to buy her a drink at the convenience store, just out of courtesy. After that, we walk to a secluded spot, and I’m sitting there thinking of every possible way I can dip the fuck out of there.
While I’m thinking, this bitch starts inching closer to me and tries to lean in, clearly wanting to kiss me.
Meanwhile, I’m just locked in, staring straight ahead like I’m watching the fucking national anthem.
Luckily, my brother calls me. I basically indirectly explain to him what’s going on, and he immediately knows because, you know, we’re brothers.
Then he gives me the genius idea:
“Just say you gotta go pee and dip.”
So what do I do?
I’m like, “Yo, I’m gonna go take a piss.”
I walk behind the corner…
…and BOOK IT.
Full fucking sprint home.
And while I’m running, I block her ass on EVERYTHING.
WALLAHI, THIS GORLOCK-ASS BITCH TRAUMATIZED ME.
So basically, I posted a TikTok of myself and it got like 20k views, and some foid followed me. She looked aight, definitely a LTB, but good-looking enough for some fun, or so I thought.
So boom, we start texting and this and that, and she turns out to be hella freaky. She starts sending me nudes and shit, and eventually we agree to meet up, make out, and she was gonna suck my dick.
Now, we’re going back and forth sending Snaps, and what my dumbass didn’t realize was that she was using angles to hide all her flaws. She was chubby, which I was honestly okay with. Like, I don’t mind a lil extra.
Fast-forward to today.
We meet up. I’m waiting for her at the train station, she pulls up, I spot her, and I’m like:
FUCK.
I legit started tweaking. I didn’t want people seeing me with her. I was losing my fucking mind. I didn’t want anyone thinking I was hitting that.
So I give her a side hug and immediately go cold on her. She notices the shit, obviously, and I’m like, “Well, I’m nervous.”
CAP.
I offer to buy her a drink at the convenience store, just out of courtesy. After that, we walk to a secluded spot, and I’m sitting there thinking of every possible way I can dip the fuck out of there.
While I’m thinking, this bitch starts inching closer to me and tries to lean in, clearly wanting to kiss me.
Meanwhile, I’m just locked in, staring straight ahead like I’m watching the fucking national anthem.
Luckily, my brother calls me. I basically indirectly explain to him what’s going on, and he immediately knows because, you know, we’re brothers.
Then he gives me the genius idea:
“Just say you gotta go pee and dip.”
So what do I do?
I’m like, “Yo, I’m gonna go take a piss.”
I walk behind the corner…
…and BOOK IT.
Full fucking sprint home.
And while I’m running, I block her ass on EVERYTHING.
WALLAHI, THIS GORLOCK-ASS BITCH TRAUMATIZED ME.
