Was brutally swerved by a girl today when I tried to kiss her

[bruhtoobrutal]

Writing this as I’m fucked off Weed, Pregabalin, Baclofen and GB-115, as there’s no way my anxious ass could ever do this sober


Anyways I got food and brought her to a roof top to smoke, we finished eating and then we started doomscrolling together and she kept getting closer and closer and even more physical. She was very clearly grabbing me and saying things about how she liked me or I’m cute. So obviously I thought I should kiss her and then she swerved me

I’m so fucked up that I tried to keep going but then I saw she was recording and I tried to delete that video as a joke and I accidentally judo threw her as instinct’s as I used to train. Bro I did that so hard it prob hurt her and then I apologised to her as I forgot she’s a girl and I usually do that with my bros.
It was so fucking awkward after that she was so fucking mad but then we started talking again and I walked her home and she just kept flirting with me. She keeps posting me though as if like we’re dating. Why are girls like this, fuck.

I am getting a third date so we’re still in

(she’s a virgin, best type of girl)

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

sorry for grammar I’m fucked up rn

 

[big500test]

Writing this as I’m fucked off Weed, Pregabalin, Baclofen and GB-115, as there’s no way my anxious ass could ever do this sober


Anyways I got food and brought her to a roof top to smoke, we finished eating and then we started doomscrolling together and she kept getting closer and closer and even more physical. She was very clearly grabbing me and saying things about how she liked me or I’m cute. So obviously I thought I should kiss her and then she swerved me

I’m so fucked up that I tried to keep going but then I saw she was recording and I tried to delete that video as a joke and I accidentally judo threw her as instinct’s as I used to train. Bro I did that so hard it prob hurt her and then I apologised to her as I forgot she’s a girl and I usually do that with my bros.
It was so fucking awkward after that she was so fucking mad but then we started talking again and I walked her home and she just kept flirting with me. She keeps posting me though as if like we’re dating. Why are girls like this, fuck.

I am getting a third date so we’re still in

(she’s a virgin, best type of girl)

get away from this foid immediately preserve the innocence you still have boyo. maybe judo throw her again for good measure.

 

[TrvePvle]

What the fuck am I reading

 

[TheEndMogger]

nigga what you wwe threw her?

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

nigga what you wwe threw her?

Yeah on accident
I’m off like 4 substances bro

 

[mirinnicotine]

Writing this as I’m fucked off Weed, Pregabalin, Baclofen and GB-115, as there’s no way my anxious ass could ever do this sober


Anyways I got food and brought her to a roof top to smoke, we finished eating and then we started doomscrolling together and she kept getting closer and closer and even more physical. She was very clearly grabbing me and saying things about how she liked me or I’m cute. So obviously I thought I should kiss her and then she swerved me

I’m so fucked up that I tried to keep going but then I saw she was recording and I tried to delete that video as a joke and I accidentally judo threw her as instinct’s as I used to train. Bro I did that so hard it prob hurt her and then I apologised to her as I forgot she’s a girl and I usually do that with my bros.
It was so fucking awkward after that she was so fucking mad but then we started talking again and I walked her home and she just kept flirting with me. She keeps posting me though as if like we’re dating. Why are girls like this, fuck.

I am getting a third date so we’re still in

(she’s a virgin, best type of girl)

wasted your time money and health for not even a kiss actually brutal

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

wasted your time money and health for not even a kiss actually brutal

I know
Fuckkkkkkkk

 

[mirinnicotine]

I know
Fuckkkkkkkk

seems like shes just having fun with you and has no actual need to do anything with you

if this is the case the judo throw was a good move, you have to assert dominance and make her respect you,| anyways tho if you dont fuck the next 3 times you hangout with her dont even try its not worth it

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

seems like shes just having fun with you and has no actual need to do anything with you

if this is the case the judo throw was a good move, you have to assert dominance and make her respect you,| anyways tho if you dont fuck the next 3 times you hangout with her dont even try its not worth it

We are now dating

 

[mirinnicotine]

We are now dating

dating without a kiss? lol

good for you though

 

[mangotimer]

good for you

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

dating without a kiss? lol

good for you though

she is a very timid girl
i will note that

 

[selfimprovementttt]

Writing this as I’m fucked off Weed, Pregabalin, Baclofen and GB-115, as there’s no way my anxious ass could ever do this sober


Anyways I got food and brought her to a roof top to smoke, we finished eating and then we started doomscrolling together and she kept getting closer and closer and even more physical. She was very clearly grabbing me and saying things about how she liked me or I’m cute. So obviously I thought I should kiss her and then she swerved me

I’m so fucked up that I tried to keep going but then I saw she was recording and I tried to delete that video as a joke and I accidentally judo threw her as instinct’s as I used to train. Bro I did that so hard it prob hurt her and then I apologised to her as I forgot she’s a girl and I usually do that with my bros.
It was so fucking awkward after that she was so fucking mad but then we started talking again and I walked her home and she just kept flirting with me. She keeps posting me though as if like we’re dating. Why are girls like this, fuck.

I am getting a third date so we’re still in

(she’s a virgin, best type of girl)

Nigga ur too into this lm shit bruh and why would u take weed if ur trying to be less anxious bro, nigga js drink and be ur self lol plus it don’t matter ur getting a third date plus u alr went thru all this i doubt it’s just because your a “subhuman” or wtv

 

[blinkers]

Writing this as I’m fucked off Weed, Pregabalin, Baclofen and GB-115, as there’s no way my anxious ass could ever do this sober


Anyways I got food and brought her to a roof top to smoke, we finished eating and then we started doomscrolling together and she kept getting closer and closer and even more physical. She was very clearly grabbing me and saying things about how she liked me or I’m cute. So obviously I thought I should kiss her and then she swerved me

I’m so fucked up that I tried to keep going but then I saw she was recording and I tried to delete that video as a joke and I accidentally judo threw her as instinct’s as I used to train. Bro I did that so hard it prob hurt her and then I apologised to her as I forgot she’s a girl and I usually do that with my bros.
It was so fucking awkward after that she was so fucking mad but then we started talking again and I walked her home and she just kept flirting with me. She keeps posting me though as if like we’re dating. Why are girls like this, fuck.

I am getting a third date so we’re still in

(she’s a virgin, best type of girl)

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

Nigga ur too into this lm shit bruh and why would u take weed if ur trying to be less anxious bro, nigga js drink and be ur self lol plus it don’t matter ur getting a third date plus u alr went thru all this i doubt it’s just because your a “subhuman” or wtv

i am not subhuman and considerd somewhat good looking

im very anxious naturally


it does matter
i havent had pussy in 3 months

 

[Shirobon]

Writing this as I’m fucked off Weed, Pregabalin, Baclofen and GB-115, as there’s no way my anxious ass could ever do this sober


Anyways I got food and brought her to a roof top to smoke, we finished eating and then we started doomscrolling together and she kept getting closer and closer and even more physical. She was very clearly grabbing me and saying things about how she liked me or I’m cute. So obviously I thought I should kiss her and then she swerved me

I’m so fucked up that I tried to keep going but then I saw she was recording and I tried to delete that video as a joke and I accidentally judo threw her as instinct’s as I used to train. Bro I did that so hard it prob hurt her and then I apologised to her as I forgot she’s a girl and I usually do that with my bros.
It was so fucking awkward after that she was so fucking mad but then we started talking again and I walked her home and she just kept flirting with me. She keeps posting me though as if like we’re dating. Why are girls like this, fuck.

I am getting a third date so we’re still in

(she’s a virgin, best type of girl)

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