Was expelled from campus today

[Deleted member 3073]

I was just walking around campus and an intense feeling of shit came to urge my stomach.

I tried to resist but when I realized I couldn't hold it anymore, I went rooning out of the classroom and down the stairs into the nearest bathroom.

Without even looking I kicked the door open and sat on a toilet and started shittin like CRAZY.

The smell was like Indias Mumbai most crowded punjabi sewer or street

Then I started hearing some female voices and thats when I found out I was in the wrong place to be!

There was a bunch of girls putting on make up and shit on the mirror

They were complaining about the smell

So what I did was, I dipped my fingers in shit and I made war paints on my face

Then I bursted open the door and started screaming like an autist

All girls ran away

I was feeling like the biggest ALPHA BADBOY on the campus

But then the security detained me and I got expelled

What did I do wrong?!

 

[slime]

Bad thread

 

[Deleted member 3177]

Eating shit is legit for fasting and getting lower bf

 

[Deleted member 3962]

This is the funniest day of looksmax history

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Eating shit is legit for fasting and getting lower bf

Is this legit??!

 

[Deleted member 3177]

Is this legit??!

It is. I remember hearing about some story of some kids locked in jails in some Nordic foid's house who ate their own shit for weeks and they looked like shit, completely skinny but bonemaxxed and with horizontally wider zygos than me. jfl... things like this should be false but unluckily they're not

 

[Deleted member 3073]

It is. I remember hearing about some story of some kids locked in jails in some Nordic foid's house who ate their own shit for weeks and they looked like shit, completely skinny but bonemaxxed and with horizontally wider zygos than me. jfl... things like this should be false but unluckily they're not

Maybe they had a decent bone structure from before bro I doubt eating shit helps

 

[Deleted member 3177]

Maybe they had a decent bone structure from before bro I doubt eating shit helps

It doesn't affect bone structure, just fat, or at least I think it does. They could've as well been starving while eating scarce amounts, although that shit is pesky as fuck and completely disgusting to indulge into

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Deleted member 3073]

It doesn't affect bone structure, just fat, or at least I think it does. They could've as well been starving while eating scarce amounts, although that shit is pesky as fuck and completely disgusting to indulge into

Maybe it tastes better if you sweeten it with sugar
I may try it

 

[Pietrosiek]

SHIT THREAD

 

[Deleted member 3073]

SHIT THREAD

Kill yourself, you cumskin reject
Cringey kids like you make me wanna exterminate whole EE after raping all your easy whores

 

[balding17yomanletcel]

Kill yourself, you cumskin reject
Cringey kids like you make me wanna exterminate whole EE after raping all your easy whores

Are you ok son? Heres a react

 

[Pietrosiek]

Kill yourself, you cumskin reject
Cringey kids like you make me wanna exterminate whole EE after raping all your easy whores

KYS YOURE DISEASE ON HEALTY ORGANS

 

[Deleted member 3073]

KYS YOURE DISEASE ON HEALTY ORGANS

Stfu you frail sob
I fuck Zuzia day and night while playing fortnite
meanwhile you rot here like a cuck because youre afraid to speak to women
truly concerning

 

[Averagecel]

SHIT THREAD

 

[Deleted member 2661]

Inhibition 404 indeed brother. The security were jealous of your dark triad bad boy attitude that was getting girls wet.

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Keep antagonizing me you frail emasculated weakling
I see I've touched the softest of your nerves

@Averagecel

 

[Averagecel]

Lol at this autistic dweeb who imitates undisputed like a brainless sheep. Just fucking cringe. Kill yourself OP.

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Inhibition 404 indeed brother. The security were jealous of your dark triad bad boy attitude that was getting girls wet.

Indeed son, they fear me so much they don't want me near their campus. Bunch of pussies

Lol at this autistic dweeb who imitates undisputed like a brainless sheep. Just fucking cringe. Kill yourself OP.

Jfl if you think acting like a muslim troll makes me that faggot
Just because you know ONE of all the psychopathic killers that dwelled Lookism it doesnt mean everyone else is impersonating him

 

[Deleted member 2756]

I can smell the testosterone musk that @6ft5manlet releases through my monitor.

 

[Deleted member 3073]

I can smell the testosterone musk that @6ft5manlet releases through my monitor.

Indeed . its the smell of shit though

 

[balding17yomanletcel]

Stfu you frail sob
I fuck Zuzia day and night while playing fortnite
meanwhile you rot here like a cuck because youre afraid to speak to women
truly concerning

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[Discussion] Can anyone make an in-

 

[Deleted member 3701]

Great thread, as expected from my associate

 

[hebbewem]

can you stop lying about your life its incredible pathetic

 

[Pietrosiek]

Stfu you frail sob
I fuck Zuzia day and night while playing fortnite
meanwhile you rot here like a cuck because youre afraid to speak to women
truly concerning

YOU FUCK YOUR MUM NOT ZUZIA

 

[Deleted member 3073]

can you stop lying about your life its incredible pathetic

This is a real story

 

[karbo]

caging in the middle of a school lesson jfl at this thread

 

[Deleted member 3073]

YOU FUCK YOUR MUM NOT ZUZIA

I fuck both

 

[Pietrosiek]

I fuck both

COPE NO ZUZIA FOR YOU.

 

[Petsmart]

High T slayer Son

 

[Deleted member 470]

tales from the basement

 

[Deleted member 3073]

tales from the basement

This is real indeed

 

[onnysk]

tales from the toilet

 

[Deleted member 3073]

tales from the toilet

That toilet was murdered.

COPE NO ZUZIA FOR YOU.

Little bitch, I fuck that polish slut into submission. She begs for my cock and takes it deep.

 

[Deleted member 3177]

Maybe it tastes better if you sweeten it with sugar
I may try it

Sugar is Jewish poison, so the only thing you'll do to weaken the flavor is put the shit between two loafs of bread and mix it with cheese and salami

 

[KEy21]

I was playing basketball with some Friends at an outside court once and we were just chilling and saw a guy we know who ran the boys and girls club wearing a white suit running around bent over

All he was saying is “I gotta shit, I really gotta take a shit”

So he was running all around the field and court in a suit looking for places to shit while he was half a mile away at an outdoor wedding

 

[Deleted member 3073]

I was playing basketball with some Friends at an outside court once and we were just chilling and saw a guy we know who ran the boys and girls club wearing a white suit running around bent over

All he was saying is “I gotta shit, I really gotta take a shit”

So he was running all around the field and court in a suit looking for places to shit while he was half a mile away at an outdoor wedding

Poor pathetic dog
Truly a concerning story

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Bad thread

fag

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Based thread