[Water Warning] Advice before you throw yourself into the shit life that is being a incel.

[truthprovider1]

enough larping about being a loser to make you feel better for today here are some actual TIPS to get your TIP in something

Rules of LIFEmaxxing:
1 > Never, under any circumstance admit you are a virgin unless you are HHTN +. its even better to say : "well my first girlfriend who I was in a relationship
with for 4 years died and until I met you I haven't really been able to move on and be with anyone else but I think now its the time, Im not gonna live forever"
2 > Never admit that you can't have a relationship cause you are broke instead say something along these lines: " Look, I really like you and I would love for
us to turn into something serios but Im a bad person. Id rather we just see eachother often and don't get into a actual relationship than hurt you"
3 > Never admit you know anything weird. Dude mentions anime? Even if you have watched 10000 hours of hentai you DO NOT FUCKING MENTION IT
"Anime? I've heard of it but never really wanted to watch it" BEING A NERD IS ONLY HOT IF YOU ARE HMTN +
4 > Very important rule: You do not have political opinions. You just want peace in the world , you get the gist of it.
Being political can only help you if you are ACTUALLY VERY FUCKING SMART AND ARTICULATE .
Otherwise you will end up spewing MAGA bullshit

and the last MOST IMPORTANT ONE 5
> ITS NEVER OVER IF IT NEVER STARTED. IF YOU: - Are not under 16-15% bf
- Don't have a pristine skincare + workout routine
- Don't have performative hobbies
- Don't know how to socialise
- Don't have a job/even small income
- Dress like shit
YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING INCEL.
YOU ARE A LOSER.
INCELDOM CAN'T BE ESCAPED
YOU CAN HOWEVER NOT BE A LOSER

 

[st0rmy]

#4 is idiotic. Not having any political opinion is gonna be a big red flag for most girls; just base your answer on her political views.

 

[maxx92765]

enough larping about being a loser to make you feel better for today here are some actual TIPS to get your TIP in something

Rules of LIFEmaxxing:
1 > Never, under any circumstance admit you are a virgin unless you are HHTN +. its even better to say : "well my first girlfriend who I was in a relationship
with for 4 years died and until I met you I haven't really been able to move on and be with anyone else but I think now its the time, Im not gonna live forever"
2 > Never admit that you can't have a relationship cause you are broke instead say something along these lines: " Look, I really like you and I would love for
us to turn into something serios but Im a bad person. Id rather we just see eachother often and don't get into a actual relationship than hurt you"
3 > Never admit you know anything weird. Dude mentions anime? Even if you have watched 10000 hours of hentai you DO NOT FUCKING MENTION IT
"Anime? I've heard of it but never really wanted to watch it" BEING A NERD IS ONLY HOT IF YOU ARE HMTN +
4 > Very important rule: You do not have political opinions. You just want peace in the world , you get the gist of it.
Being political can only help you if you are ACTUALLY VERY FUCKING SMART AND ARTICULATE .
Otherwise you will end up spewing MAGA bullshit

and the last MOST IMPORTANT ONE 5
> ITS NEVER OVER IF IT NEVER STARTED. IF YOU: - Are not under 16-15% bf
- Don't have a pristine skincare + workout routine
- Don't have performative hobbies
- Don't know how to socialise
- Don't have a job/even small income
- Dress like shit
YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING INCEL.
YOU ARE A LOSER.
INCELDOM CAN'T BE ESCAPED
YOU CAN HOWEVER NOT BE A LOSER

not water at all bro

 

[Deleted member 283144]

enough larping about being a loser to make you feel better for today here are some actual TIPS to get your TIP in something

Rules of LIFEmaxxing:
1 > Never, under any circumstance admit you are a virgin unless you are HHTN +. its even better to say : "well my first girlfriend who I was in a relationship
with for 4 years died and until I met you I haven't really been able to move on and be with anyone else but I think now its the time, Im not gonna live forever"
2 > Never admit that you can't have a relationship cause you are broke instead say something along these lines: " Look, I really like you and I would love for
us to turn into something serios but Im a bad person. Id rather we just see eachother often and don't get into a actual relationship than hurt you"
3 > Never admit you know anything weird. Dude mentions anime? Even if you have watched 10000 hours of hentai you DO NOT FUCKING MENTION IT
"Anime? I've heard of it but never really wanted to watch it" BEING A NERD IS ONLY HOT IF YOU ARE HMTN +
4 > Very important rule: You do not have political opinions. You just want peace in the world , you get the gist of it.
Being political can only help you if you are ACTUALLY VERY FUCKING SMART AND ARTICULATE .
Otherwise you will end up spewing MAGA bullshit

and the last MOST IMPORTANT ONE 5
> ITS NEVER OVER IF IT NEVER STARTED. IF YOU: - Are not under 16-15% bf
- Don't have a pristine skincare + workout routine
- Don't have performative hobbies
- Don't know how to socialise
- Don't have a job/even small income
- Dress like shit
YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING INCEL.
YOU ARE A LOSER.
INCELDOM CAN'T BE ESCAPED
YOU CAN HOWEVER NOT BE A LOSER

Wont stop until HTB/HTB+'s start approaching me