
bonecel
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Naturally bigger and more delicious than any other fruit by a fucking mile.
Go to any store and what's the first thing you see outside? What did the store owners choose to display? WATERMELONS.
Just look at their majestic beauty.
When I was a young kid my parents would buy delicious apples, berries, honeydew, and other fruits.
But every time I would instinctually choose watermelon. Every. Fucking. Time. The taste was UNRIVALED, even as a KID I'd know that.
People love watermelon so much they go to extreme lengths just to obtain them by awkwardly carrying them around. HALLMARK CHAD TRAIT, people still love you even though you heavily inconvenience them.
Here's watermelon next to some other fruits. Absolute moggery, not even close. JFL at being a non-watermelon FRUITLET in 2020.
inb4 "muh only black people eat watermelon", no, I ain't black, everybody loves them black white rice curry arab
Go to any store and what's the first thing you see outside? What did the store owners choose to display? WATERMELONS.
Just look at their majestic beauty.


When I was a young kid my parents would buy delicious apples, berries, honeydew, and other fruits.
But every time I would instinctually choose watermelon. Every. Fucking. Time. The taste was UNRIVALED, even as a KID I'd know that.
People love watermelon so much they go to extreme lengths just to obtain them by awkwardly carrying them around. HALLMARK CHAD TRAIT, people still love you even though you heavily inconvenience them.

Here's watermelon next to some other fruits. Absolute moggery, not even close. JFL at being a non-watermelon FRUITLET in 2020.

inb4 "muh only black people eat watermelon", no, I ain't black, everybody loves them black white rice curry arab