Bushman
I TOOK ACTION
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I was on my daily 8 mile run.
I usually rest in the shade at a park near the halfway point. Unfortunately, the park was closed due to an event n I was desperate to find somewhere to rest.
eventually, I found a mini excavator in the middle of a cycling field. It had roof n a seat, so I decided to rest there.
A bunch of flies were buzzing around the excavator and the dirt pile next to it.
I hope somebody didn’t bury a corpse with it
I got off and started running again. As I was passing through the field, three cumskin cyclists started circling me like wolves.
One of them started interrogating me about why I was on the escavator.
I responded: “I was running to Leanmax, and sat in the escavator’s shade to conserve my collagen levels.”
I then bolted using my Bushman fast twitch muscles before they could call the cops or something.
How was your day, bros?
I usually rest in the shade at a park near the halfway point. Unfortunately, the park was closed due to an event n I was desperate to find somewhere to rest.
eventually, I found a mini excavator in the middle of a cycling field. It had roof n a seat, so I decided to rest there.
A bunch of flies were buzzing around the excavator and the dirt pile next to it.
I hope somebody didn’t bury a corpse with it
I got off and started running again. As I was passing through the field, three cumskin cyclists started circling me like wolves.
One of them started interrogating me about why I was on the escavator.
I responded: “I was running to Leanmax, and sat in the escavator’s shade to conserve my collagen levels.”
I then bolted using my Bushman fast twitch muscles before they could call the cops or something.
How was your day, bros?
