Weapons to protect myself?

[GymCelNeckPill]

Last night in the club I was just chill dancing with my gf when a gypsy guy bumped into me. I tapped his shoulders and asked him if he could move a little bit. He got aggressive and we almost fighted but my gf dragged me away.

At that moment I was ready to fight, partly because I wanted to look like an alphamale infront of my gf, but thinking back, I would have probably got my ass beat... I am not confident that I can protect myself.

What weapons can you recommend to protect myself that are small enough to sneak into a club, and that I can use without going to prison?

So a knife wouldn’t be good, because if I stab someone I’m going to prison.. I was thinking about brass knuckles but I’m not sure..

Any input would be appreciated!

 

[Baldingman1998]

Just gmax + mma. Should be more than enough unless you are extremely short/weak etc

 

[GymCelNeckPill]

Just gmax + mma. Should be more than enough unless you are extremely short/weak etc

I am 6’5 and 75 kg but I look like a twig and know nothing about fighting. I am considering joining an MMA gym but right know I am looking for a more immediate solution!

 

[dnrd]

I am 6’5 and 75 kg but I look like a twig and know nothing about fighting. I am considering joining an MMA gym but right know I am looking for a more immediate solution!

how tall was this guy if u were gonna lose and had to tap him on the shoulder jesus

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Last night in the club I was just chill dancing with my gf when a gypsy guy bumped into me. I tapped his shoulders and asked him if he could move a little bit. He got aggressive and we almost fighted but my gf dragged me away.

At that moment I was ready to fight, partly because I wanted to look like an alphamale infront of my gf, but thinking back, I would have probably got my ass beat... I am not confident that I can protect myself.

What weapons can you recommend to protect myself that are small enough to sneak into a club, and that I can use without going to prison?

So a knife wouldn’t be good, because if I stab someone I’m going to prison.. I was thinking about brass knuckles but I’m not sure..

Any input would be appreciated!

Ugh. I can help! Since you can't fight, you'll need: A testicle clamp. Gimp ball that fits your mouth diameter. And a long feather. Or you can ask for advice on TikTok.

 

[Deleted member 6403]

razor blade inside cheek

 

[Deleted member 6403]

razor blade inside cheek

free game

 

[St. Wristcel]

gypsy guy

High t Dravidians

 

[Cigarette]

i trained muay thai for 4 years and it helped me out a lot in that kind of situations. you will still get your shit smashed eventually if the guy is double your size there’s nothing you can do about that so honestly i would recommend a 9mm or a revolver

 

[R@m@]

pocket knife, brass knuckles

 

[Chadakin]

Autism, it will protect you from the female gaze.

 

[sandcelmuttcel]

Brass knuckles def

pocket knife, brass knuckles

aren't they illegal
atleast in my country they are

 

[Albeacho]

aren't they illegal
atleast in my country they are

How is the police gonna find out though? You can easily hide it and just say your knucles are strong if the police catches you.

 

[sandcelmuttcel]

How is the police gonna find out though? You can easily hide it and just say your knucles are strong if the police catches you.

how you gonna hide them bro
i don't think you can wear gloves over then

 

[Deleted member 11414]

i wish i could carry weapons in public without going to jail
i guess if someone else has a weapon and they wanna harm u, u can just get fucked

 

[Deleted member 6963]

Pepperspray is the go to defense tool where I live. Might be seen as not that masculine but it's legally the easiest to explain in case I'd have to use it

 

[Albeacho]

how you gonna hide them bro
i don't think you can wear gloves over then

Put it in your pocket and just slip it out if a fight occurs. The shit I said above was only if the police arrives and it that case just quickly get rid of it.

 

[sandcelmuttcel]

Put it in your pocket and just slip it out if a fight occurs. The shit I said above was only if the police arrives and it that case just quickly get rid of it.

and what happens if police finds
lets say police arrives quickly in the fight scene

 

[Albeacho]

and what happens if police finds
lets say police arrives quickly in the fight scene

would rather get caught by the police than lose a fight and be beaten bloody

 

[Alesund]

Last night in the club I was just chill dancing with my gf when a gypsy guy bumped into me. I tapped his shoulders and asked him if he could move a little bit. He got aggressive and we almost fighted but my gf dragged me away.

At that moment I was ready to fight, partly because I wanted to look like an alphamale infront of my gf, but thinking back, I would have probably got my ass beat... I am not confident that I can protect myself.

What weapons can you recommend to protect myself that are small enough to sneak into a club, and that I can use without going to prison?

So a knife wouldn’t be good, because if I stab someone I’m going to prison.. I was thinking about brass knuckles but I’m not sure..

Any input would be appreciated!

Lol that's a really bad idea- these inbred mongrel gypsy dogs move in huge packs so be careful- if you fight him, you'll also have to fight a dozen more.