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QUARTER ZIPS!!!
(not rlly a guide but wtv)
Guys trust me when I say this but girls LOVE quarter-zips. Even though clothing is arguably cope bc if your chad you can literally wear anything and look good. But If I were to recommend you guys buy something it would be these.
I can already see the comments… “Ts is performative asf” or “This thread is pointless”.
I can assure you, quarter zips litterally make you MORE attractive idk why.
My ex used to go feral whenever I wore one. She would continually ask me to wear it everytime we saw each other. More proof that quarter zips unlock something in women’s minds is that I’ve never been complemented about my fashion, unless it was when I wore my navy blue quarter zip on nights out to the club.
So if anyone is looking into buying clothes for clubbing or even going out on dates, I’m insisting you get some. I would recommend going the extra mile and getting a Ralph Lauren one (makes it look like you have more money to extent idk). I’ve bought both of mine on vinted for like 35 euro each, and for me it’s entirely worth it instead of a plain one from uniqlo or sum.
(ALSO make sure it’s not too baggy and not too tight, find the perfect size. BUT I would go on the tighter side to help it show of your physique.)
another retarded thread by me
(not rlly a guide but wtv)
Guys trust me when I say this but girls LOVE quarter-zips. Even though clothing is arguably cope bc if your chad you can literally wear anything and look good. But If I were to recommend you guys buy something it would be these.
I can already see the comments… “Ts is performative asf” or “This thread is pointless”.
I can assure you, quarter zips litterally make you MORE attractive idk why.
My ex used to go feral whenever I wore one. She would continually ask me to wear it everytime we saw each other. More proof that quarter zips unlock something in women’s minds is that I’ve never been complemented about my fashion, unless it was when I wore my navy blue quarter zip on nights out to the club.
So if anyone is looking into buying clothes for clubbing or even going out on dates, I’m insisting you get some. I would recommend going the extra mile and getting a Ralph Lauren one (makes it look like you have more money to extent idk). I’ve bought both of mine on vinted for like 35 euro each, and for me it’s entirely worth it instead of a plain one from uniqlo or sum.
(ALSO make sure it’s not too baggy and not too tight, find the perfect size. BUT I would go on the tighter side to help it show of your physique.)
another retarded thread by me
