Weighing the pros and cons of a hooker vs discord sugar baby vs therapist: which will offer the most bang for it's buck?

[TheLightOfMyLife]

Hooker:

Pros

• Immediate sexual gratification
• Get to feel a female's warmth and skin
• Get to talk to a woman and practice
• Can say whatever the fuck I want without fear since I'm paying
• May feel a natural confidence boost from violating a worthless whore

Cons

• Expensive
• I'm broke, so I can only afford ugly/old ones
• will feel like I was raped by her/my own sexual desire once I cum since she is ugly
• will feel insecure about my body being naked
• could potentially risk getting robbed/an std

Discord sugar baby:

Pros

• Will be more attractive and younger
• gives a much stronger dopamine hit than any of the others
• 0.0000001% chance that she may actually come to care about me despite our odd circumstances
• less expensive than a hooker

Cons

• could be catfished by a man
• would be losing money
• sexual gratification would be lessened
• confidence would go down
• will get blocked if i crash out
• might end up the subject of her discord servers bullying when she shares our private messages

Therapist

Pros

• Could talk to a woman if it's a female
• Could say most of what I wanted including crashing out as long as I didn't do anything violent/make threats of violence/self-harm
• Might be nice to vent
• Might help me get my life on track having someone to monitor me

Cons

• Would be insanely bluepilled
• expensive
• zero dopamine, zero sexual gratification
• might get made fun of by her and her coworkers

Tags:
@Jason Voorhees
@Alias!
@CEO
@truthhurts
@trench
@ anyone else who will reply to this

 

[TheLightOfMyLife]

Bump

 

[Petsmart]

Hooker is the most sensible option, you both know it’s a transaction and get it over with.

The discord sugar baby might leave you feeling like shit because your loneliness will grapple on to the idea of them actually caring.

Therapist… no need to explain lmao.

 

[mentally_ill_chad]

Go put your dick in some prostitutes ass

 

[Sub5UglyMan]

Why would you want a discord sugar baby?

 

[TheLightOfMyLife]

Why would you want a discord sugar baby?

ive had them before and they make me feel better than hookers
i crave intimacy and long talks at night

 

[Sub5UglyMan]

ive had them before and they make me feel better than hookers
i crave intimacy and long talks at night

They don’t even like talking to you. They want your money. The entire time you’re talking to them they’re thinking “ugh when will this loser shut up and give me my money”.

 

[TheLightOfMyLife]

They don’t even like talking to you. They want your money. The entire time you’re talking to them they’re thinking “ugh when will this loser shut up and give me my money”.

You could say that of any of these options. No woman likes talking to me, not even my own mother

 

[sluttysuzy420]

Hooker:

Pros

• Immediate sexual gratification
• Get to feel a female's warmth and skin
• Get to talk to a woman and practice
• Can say whatever the fuck I want without fear since I'm paying
• May feel a natural confidence boost from violating a worthless whore

Cons

• Expensive
• I'm broke, so I can only afford ugly/old ones
• will feel like I was raped by her/my own sexual desire once I cum since she is ugly
• will feel insecure about my body being naked
• could potentially risk getting robbed/an std

Discord sugar baby:

Pros

• Will be more attractive and younger
• gives a much stronger dopamine hit than any of the others
• 0.0000001% chance that she may actually come to care about me despite our odd circumstances
• less expensive than a hooker

Cons

• could be catfished by a man
• would be losing money
• sexual gratification would be lessened
• confidence would go down
• will get blocked if i crash out
• might end up the subject of her discord servers bullying when she shares our private messages

Therapist

Pros

• Could talk to a woman if it's a female
• Could say most of what I wanted including crashing out as long as I didn't do anything violent/make threats of violence/self-harm
• Might be nice to vent
• Might help me get my life on track having someone to monitor me

Cons

• Would be insanely bluepilled
• expensive
• zero dopamine, zero sexual gratification
• might get made fun of by her and her coworkers

Tags:
@Jason Voorhees
@Alias!
@CEO
@truthhurts
@trench
@ anyone else who will reply to this

if I was that downbad id jsut get a hooker and not fuck her but use her as a therpsit that way I can say whatever I want and not feel weird becuase in ur mind a hooker commands 0 respect and u can truly be the worst version of ur self whereas if u had a therapist esp a hot one ur going to restrain urself. Also it might be refreshing for the hooker to just talk to someone and shed probably reveal her true self to u.

 

[Alias!]

Hooker:

Pros

• Immediate sexual gratification
• Get to feel a female's warmth and skin
• Get to talk to a woman and practice
• Can say whatever the fuck I want without fear since I'm paying
• May feel a natural confidence boost from violating a worthless whore

Cons

• Expensive
• I'm broke, so I can only afford ugly/old ones
• will feel like I was raped by her/my own sexual desire once I cum since she is ugly
• will feel insecure about my body being naked
• could potentially risk getting robbed/an std

Discord sugar baby:

Pros

• Will be more attractive and younger
• gives a much stronger dopamine hit than any of the others
• 0.0000001% chance that she may actually come to care about me despite our odd circumstances
• less expensive than a hooker

Cons

• could be catfished by a man
• would be losing money
• sexual gratification would be lessened
• confidence would go down
• will get blocked if i crash out
• might end up the subject of her discord servers bullying when she shares our private messages

Therapist

Pros

• Could talk to a woman if it's a female
• Could say most of what I wanted including crashing out as long as I didn't do anything violent/make threats of violence/self-harm
• Might be nice to vent
• Might help me get my life on track having someone to monitor me

Cons

• Would be insanely bluepilled
• expensive
• zero dopamine, zero sexual gratification
• might get made fun of by her and her coworkers

Tags:
@Jason Voorhees
@Alias!
@CEO
@truthhurts
@trench
@ anyone else who will reply to this

If you crave intimacy just e girl max tbh . But don’t send them money and make them confirm they are a chick

 

[TheLightOfMyLife]

If you crave intimacy just e girl max tbh . But don’t send them money and make them confirm they are a chick

im too ugly to get it for free brah

 

[Alias!]

im too ugly to get it for free brah

Can you larp like how wombles does?

 

[TheLightOfMyLife]

Can you larp like how wombles does?

it wouldnt feel the same to me

 

[Alias!]

it wouldnt feel the same to me

I see your point I would just try to find young escorts then

 

[ProCodMover]

Hooker:

Pros

• Immediate sexual gratification
• Get to feel a female's warmth and skin
• Get to talk to a woman and practice
• Can say whatever the fuck I want without fear since I'm paying
• May feel a natural confidence boost from violating a worthless whore

Cons

• Expensive
• I'm broke, so I can only afford ugly/old ones
• will feel like I was raped by her/my own sexual desire once I cum since she is ugly
• will feel insecure about my body being naked
• could potentially risk getting robbed/an std

Discord sugar baby:

Pros

• Will be more attractive and younger
• gives a much stronger dopamine hit than any of the others
• 0.0000001% chance that she may actually come to care about me despite our odd circumstances
• less expensive than a hooker

Cons

• could be catfished by a man
• would be losing money
• sexual gratification would be lessened
• confidence would go down
• will get blocked if i crash out
• might end up the subject of her discord servers bullying when she shares our private messages

Therapist

Pros

• Could talk to a woman if it's a female
• Could say most of what I wanted including crashing out as long as I didn't do anything violent/make threats of violence/self-harm
• Might be nice to vent
• Might help me get my life on track having someone to monitor me

Cons

• Would be insanely bluepilled
• expensive
• zero dopamine, zero sexual gratification
• might get made fun of by her and her coworkers

Tags:
@Jason Voorhees
@Alias!
@CEO
@truthhurts
@trench
@ anyone else who will reply to this

all of this cope just follow god and youll get your life straight

 

[TheLightOfMyLife]

all of this cope just follow god and youll get your life straight

 

[ProCodMover]

why not believe in god even if you think he doesnt exist there is a chance he does exist and by believing in him you get to heavn

 

[TheLightOfMyLife]

why not believe in god even if you think he doesnt exist there is a chance he does exist and by believing in him you get to heavn

If god exists he doesn’t care about me so why worship him? I’m already in hell jfl

 

[browncurrycel]

i hope you've blocked that chick right?

 

[ProCodMover]

If god exists he doesn’t care about me so why worship him? I’m already in hell jfl

he does care about you

 

[ProCodMover]

i hope you've blocked that chick right?

who

 

[browncurrycel]

who

check @TheLightOfMyLife 's earlier posts from today

 

[TheLightOfMyLife]

i hope you've blocked that chick right?

well..

he does care about you

if he cared i wouldnt have been born into this life

who

lizzy

 

[browncurrycel]

well..

if he cared i wouldnt have been born into this life

lizzy

i shouldn't have expected anything different..it's your choice at the end of the day

 

[sub5outsider]

hooker fuck some hoe and get it out of your system other options are pathetic

 

[truthhurts]

Never have I talked to a girl online. We ain’t the same caliber

 

[TheLightOfMyLife]

Never have I talked to a girl online. We ain’t the same caliber

Women online just use me and cuck me

 

[selfascender]

Not a single pro about talking to a therapist
Most useless shit I’ve done in my life