Weirdest Tinder messeges received

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

This has to be by far the weirdest message I've gotten... Feel free to share yours

Translated to English:

Niko my darling,
However, how I look forward to the day where you are my number 143 who will lick my tit,
But numbers are just a number,
Because there is no one who forces us into what we actually need.
But Niko my future husband. Think about in 6 months it's Christmas… and there we have to share our first duck

@Danish_Retard can confirm translation JFL

 

[Deleted member 18582]

tales from a dutch cocaine slum

 

[currylightskin]

den lille tryllekunstner

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

den lille tryllekunstner

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"Poof" * you magically got a "love it" react

 

[Deleted member 2382]

likely a male behind the account if it isn't verified

 

[currylightskin]

likely a male behind the account if it isn't verified

Someone from .org ?

 

[Chadeep]

Number 143? She fucked 142 Chad's or something.

 

[the BULL]

what would you suggest to ppl who didn't have the same experience + not huge dick?

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

likely a male behind the account if it isn't verified

She is verified and under 1 km from me so there's a big chance she lives in one of the student appartments near the college besides me which means there's a high possibility I've walked past her or will on the future

 

[EasternRightWinger15]

most heart breaking is when cute girl opens with "Head?" and then never replies again

 

[Oberyn]

where you are my number 143 who will lick my tit

my number 143
number 143
143

 

[Deleted member 2382]

She is verified and under 1 km from me so there's a big chance she lives in one of the student appartments near the college besides me which means there's a high possibility I've walked past her or will on the future

Go Slay her

Do you have any indoor selfie style pics (like your avi) that I could put on the nikofish profile I'm running?

 

[Tusseleif]

to the day where you are my number 143 who will lick my tit,

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Go Slay her

Do you have any indoor selfie style pics (like your avi) that I could put on the nikofish profile I'm running?

Well I think I do, only got one nok smiling though which is my Avi but non-morphed

 

[Deleted member 2382]

Well I think I do, only got one nok smiling though which is my Avi but non-morphed

can u send and I will add it to the profile?

 

[bogii]

go get her tbh, seems like a good hqnp woman

 

[Oberyn]

go get her tbh, seems like a good hqnp woman

Might be even a virgin who knows it's just a lick.

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

go get her tbh, seems like a good hqnp woman

I mean, she's pretty but 143 is not my favourite number

 

[Deleted member 17578]

I mean, she's pretty but 143 is not my favourite number

tell her its 69

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

tell her its 69

She's already past that number, I guess I'll have to wait a week or something so I can be number 420

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

what would you suggest to ppl who didn't have the same experience + not huge dick?

Oh dude, that's a long answer, should I write a thread about it If anyone else hasn't yet?

 

[the BULL]

Oh dude, that's a long answer, should I write a thread about it If anyone else hasn't yet?

if you have time and will why not. it would be a banger