Well I gotta join the national guard

[Muttcel foid killer]

It's the one with the least amount of commitment and I'll get out by the time I'm 20 not much other options I can't escape to my grandfather and Im not old enough for my own place it's over

 

[Muttcel foid killer]

Hopefully I snap my leg or something and get out of service early

 

[The Grinch]

How come

 

[AryanSchizo]

not that bad. nat guard is ezpz