mightyravendark
catcher of souls, hunter of spirits
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Start night out going to local social club. Within 4 minutes huge group of guys get me to come back to their place to drink beers and shoot the shit. Entire group is mirin my size and muscle hard calling me Hercules and "Poseidon's son"(lmfao). End up getting challenged to armwrestling competition by one guy. Inform him instantly he will be utterly destroyed. We start and predictably I destroy him in two seconds. Rest of guys there proceed to all take back to back turns armwrestling me and each time I obliterate them. Begin to teach them tips and tricks for winning at arm wrestling. First guy I armwrestled learned from tips and then beat me pretty decisively(I was exhausted at this point, arm DOMS two days later was brutal). The boys love me and propose to go downtown. Get into truck with a bunch of dudes after demolishing around 15 beers each. Guy driving is clearly fucked beyond comprehension. Believe I will die because he will drunkenly kill us all. We survive. Get DT and realize after the 15 beers, 2 tallboys at 7%, and about a quarter of a 750mL bottle of whiskey that I am wasted as fuck. Walk DT herding the drunken bastards while being completely incinerated myself. Finally get to bar. They let everyone in the group in except me because I'm too drunk despite the whole crew being wasted (common thing when ur big like me). Guys decide to go to different bar. Get in and one of guys from group buys me a drink(here we go again). Spill some and wipe it up then proceed to throw wet tissue into garbage can behind bar counter. Accidentally bump into clean cut, well dressed gigachad who's about 2 inches shorter than me(I am 6'4). He turns around and apologizes and I say it was my fault. He is there with his hot as fuck brown girl gf(don't know ethnicity) and begins chatting me up hard about random shit. I feel utterly mogged by this demigod yet somehow we get along. The topic of music comes up and somehow this guy listens to same heavy shit I do(brought up band Lorna Shore and I was like dafuq???). He disappears at some point and I go join the original group. We hop bars and go to packed country bar. I get lost from the rest of them and end up talking to super drunk small guy who has 8 drinks in front of him. He offers to give me one if I go and pull this hot girl sitting with some guy over. As soon as I go over guy gives me a drink anyway(lol?). I go to girl and ignore guy she is with and instantly steal her attention from him(no clue how I did this I am usually scared to approach women). Inform her she has to go see the other guy so I can get drink from him(that I already got?? retardmaxx). She laughs and asks me questions. Can't hear shit so I scream at her WHAT?!?!?! She laughs again and repeats. I shake my head and look at guy she's with. Realize I am cockblocking him. I apologize to him saying "bro I'm sorry for cockblocking you I just need this drink" (again I already had it in my hands, am I retard?). He is cool with it laughing it off. Realize I barged in like drunken raging ogre and commanded both humans and they were probably terrified of me. Oh well. I go back to drunk guy. He spilled all his drinks and was playing with the liquid and ice on the bar counter. He gets kicked out. I follow him out for some reason. Realize I am now kicked by association. Can't find my crew. Walk back home wasted for 8km. Armwrestle roommate when I get back. He is skinny and weak. He destroys me. Pass out. Night over.
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