went on vacation and a brazillian mtb sucked me off

[DjNazi]

okay i was at vacation with my friend to brazil so we could see that statue of jesus just for fun and after we were done visiting the statue we walked to our hotel and then i say a mtb so i said to my friends “just wait for me in our room” so i asked the mtb out and she actually said yes im not gonna tell the full story but she sucked me off thats what matters

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

tell me her name

 

[psychopathic]

Top 10 things that never happened

 

[BeanCelll]

Is that an ascended goebbels?

 

[TungTungTungSahur]

okay i was at vacation with my friend to brazil so we could see that statue of jesus just for fun and after we were done visiting the statue we walked to our hotel and then i say a mtb so i said to my friends “just wait for me in our room” so i asked the mtb out and she actually said yes im not gonna tell the full story but she sucked me off thats what matters

Tales from Jakarta slums fruit market

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

Tales from Jakarta slums fruit market

Either this or "Tales from mumbai WITH A TWIST" is the funniest shit ive heard on this forum I swear to god
These jokes making fun of indians always make me laugh

 

[nellii]

okay i was at vacation with my friend to brazil so we could see that statue of jesus just for fun and after we were done visiting the statue we walked to our hotel and then i say a mtb so i said to my friends “just wait for me in our room” so i asked the mtb out and she actually said yes im not gonna tell the full story but she sucked me off thats what matters

bet she gave u straight teeth

 

[JohnnyRamone]

okay i was at vacation with my friend to brazil so we could see that statue of jesus just for fun and after we were done visiting the statue we walked to our hotel and then i say a mtb so i said to my friends “just wait for me in our room” so i asked the mtb out and she actually said yes im not gonna tell the full story but she sucked me off thats what matters

Black, White, Native or Pardo?

 

[Agarthianincel271]

okay i was at vacation with my friend to brazil so we could see that statue of jesus just for fun and after we were done visiting the statue we walked to our hotel and then i say a mtb so i said to my friends “just wait for me in our room” so i asked the mtb out and she actually said yes im not gonna tell the full story but she sucked me off thats what matters

That happened in larpington city or in lyington city?

 

[iblamexyz]

Top 10 things that never happened

Yeah so basically I was on this mountain I asked a mtb to suck me off and she just did

10/10 real story

 

[Divineincel]

okay i was at vacation with my friend to brazil so we could see that statue of jesus just for fun and after we were done visiting the statue we walked to our hotel and then i say a mtb so i said to my friends “just wait for me in our room” so i asked the mtb out and she actually said yes im not gonna tell the full story but she sucked me off thats what matters

 

[Deleted member 77644]

"and then i say a mtb so i said to my friends “just wait for me in our room” so i asked the mtb out and she actually said yes im not gonna tell the full story but she sucked me off thats what matters"

> incoherent

> never happens

> no reason for her to say yes

> females have no sex drive

> OP isn't an OTO member or otherwise supernaturally lucky

No need to list more if we're being 100%, obviously fake.

 

[Deleted member 104089]

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