Went out for the first time in 7 years last night, got my dick sucked by accident

[mulattocel]

I pulled up to a random bar last night alone (no friends)

Moderately busy, mixed crowd of 20-40 year olds

Nightlife has never been my forte even in my prime

Got 4 IOIs from decent looking foids upon walking in

I’m posted at the bar with a drink in hand standing awkwardly

Slim, 5’7” mtb approaches me, we talk for around 20 minutes

Take her out to my car, makeout session for another 15 min

I sit through the whole “I don’t usually do this” spiel

Next thing you know I’m jackhammering her throat

Pure

Gravity

That’s how it should be

If you have to approach first, you’ve got work to do

 

[Ahmed88]

 

[TheAncientMacedonia]

and then u woke up

 

[Hihi21]

and then u woke up

Damn you beat me to it

 

[mulattocel]

and then u woke up

Good bot

You’ve been spamming the same reply for two years straight

 

[mulattocel]

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“Newfag”

Search my name rq

 

[Chadeep]

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He has posted his tapes tbh. Wouldn't doubt him.

 

[Chadeep]

How long you've been on dry spell

 

[ngaslayer]

I pulled up to a random bar last night alone (no friends)

Moderately busy, mixed crowd of 20-40 year olds

Nightlife has never been my forte even in my prime

Got 4 IOIs from decent looking foids upon walking in

I’m posted at the bar with a drink in hand standing awkwardly

Slim, 5’7” mtb approaches me, we talk for around 20 minutes

Take her out to my car, makeout session for another 15 min

I sit through the whole “I don’t usually do this” spiel

Next thing you know I’m jackhammering her throat

Pure

Gravity

That’s how it should be

If you have to approach first, you’ve got work to do

Then u woke up from being drunk on the side of the road to a homeless guy begging for money

 

[mulattocel]

How long you've been on dry spell

Since August of last year

 

[ngaslayer]

Jokes

I pulled up to a random bar last night alone (no friends)

Moderately busy, mixed crowd of 20-40 year olds

Nightlife has never been my forte even in my prime

Got 4 IOIs from decent looking foids upon walking in

I’m posted at the bar with a drink in hand standing awkwardly

Slim, 5’7” mtb approaches me, we talk for around 20 minutes

Take her out to my car, makeout session for another 15 min

I sit through the whole “I don’t usually do this” spiel

Next thing you know I’m jackhammering her throat

Pure

Gravity

That’s how it should be

If you have to approach first, you’ve got work to do

Jokes bro mirin this heavy keep it up

 

[mulattocel]

Then u woke up from being drunk on the side of the road to a homeless guy begging for money

Holy projection

You good bro?

Edit: saw your last reply

 

[ngaslayer]

Holy projection

You good bro?

Edit: saw your last reply

Yes I’m good I’m just lonely

 

[Nectar]

I pulled up to a random bar last night alone (no friends)

Moderately busy, mixed crowd of 20-40 year olds

Nightlife has never been my forte even in my prime

Got 4 IOIs from decent looking foids upon walking in

I’m posted at the bar with a drink in hand standing awkwardly

Slim, 5’7” mtb approaches me, we talk for around 20 minutes

Take her out to my car, makeout session for another 15 min

I sit through the whole “I don’t usually do this” spiel

Next thing you know I’m jackhammering her throat

Pure

Gravity

That’s how it should be

If you have to approach first, you’ve got work to do

Just didn’t happen

 

[thecaste]

dude, you haven't been out for 7 years??