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Inb4 faggots say tales from india or whatever. I made a thread on wednesday about this exact event asking users if it was worth going.
Story:
Alright so I got invited to a party alongside my friendgroup a few days ago. I wasn't sure if I wanted to go. My experiences with parties isn't particularly extensive, and I also don't drink or do drugs (yeah im boring). Anyway, on thursday I got convinced to go cause my ex would be there, and I have to admit shes recently become my oneitis. I'd never though i'd have one, but there she is.
So on friday I got dressed in a chill button up with some loose pants. I was larping some old money type shi. I even wore a clean middle part flow.
Alongside the fit I wore my grandfather's old watch and some lifts (im 5'8
)
From there I met up with some friends to walk, since the party was at a walking distance. I was pretty damn nervous. Didn't talk much. Thankfully people interpet it as me tryna be nonchalant and not being high inhib.
We pulled up to the place where it was being hosted and goddamn it was pretty damn packed. Loudass music. It felt like the parties in those traditional teen movies.
As I went in, I lost all my friends in the crowd and I was fully alone. From there I got pretty fucking nervous cause everybody was a total random. So i just started walking around, and I spot my ex. From there I go towards her and strike up a convo. She offers me a drink. I take one sip and it tastes like straight piss. I wanted to spit it out on her, but i just gulped it down like a good boy.
After like 6 minutes of me talking to her, I get cucked by some random tall dude who whispers something in her ear. Inmediately after, she tells me goodbye and just leaves. Feeling distraught I just sit on a random couch and get on my phone. Outta nowhere some random girl just sits right next to me. She seemed pretty drunk. She starts talking about how I look mad.
I was just staring at her cause she was interesting looking. She was no bigger than 4'11. Curly black hair and white. She was slightly cute but really not my type. She honestly resembled a child and it kinda turned me off. Nevertheless, I keep talking to her. Eventually she starts trying to make out with me.
We were basically in this typa pose. After a few kisses, she whispers in my ear asking if I had a condom on me. I told her I did. (stopped by a pharmacy with friends before the party)
She then gets off me and grabs my hand and takes me to some random ass room. It felt weird just using someones room as strangers but once again I played along. From there, she starts making out more and starts taking off her top. I pinch my nipples and take off my shirt (i have mild gyno).
She takes off her skirt, and there I have her. Laying naked. I never though this would be the moment I lose my virginity. It felt weird just seeing her sprawled like that. I start kissing her more and doing some foreplay. She then tells me to quit the foreplay and cut to the fucking.
It was at that moment I realized I was mad soft the whole time. I did not have a boner. i had been trying to delay sex to see if I could get one. I was just not attracted to her. I looked at her again. Her face down to her body. She resembled a child. She really did. I can't make this up. I was disgusted. She started to get annoyed at me for stopping everything suddenly, and without a word I put on my pants and my shirt. I rush out of the room and hear her scream something behind me.
I start running down the stairs and bump a guy. He gets pretty mad at me and I apologize. And right then and there, the girl comes out of the hall and screams an insult at me. Everybody turns and looks at me all weird. Including one of my friends in the crowd.
I realized it was time to go, so I just rushed between the crowd into a bathroom and escaped through the window. From there, I ran home before it got any worse.
DNR Section (for low iq tards):
Went to a party, saw my ex and got cucked by a dude. Then met a girl and was going to slay until I dipped cause she looked way too much like a child.
Tagging high t males:
@LowInhibNoSMV @sasha108 @Rira Reincarnated @Looksmarxer67
Story:
Alright so I got invited to a party alongside my friendgroup a few days ago. I wasn't sure if I wanted to go. My experiences with parties isn't particularly extensive, and I also don't drink or do drugs (yeah im boring). Anyway, on thursday I got convinced to go cause my ex would be there, and I have to admit shes recently become my oneitis. I'd never though i'd have one, but there she is.
So on friday I got dressed in a chill button up with some loose pants. I was larping some old money type shi. I even wore a clean middle part flow.
Alongside the fit I wore my grandfather's old watch and some lifts (im 5'8
)From there I met up with some friends to walk, since the party was at a walking distance. I was pretty damn nervous. Didn't talk much. Thankfully people interpet it as me tryna be nonchalant and not being high inhib.
We pulled up to the place where it was being hosted and goddamn it was pretty damn packed. Loudass music. It felt like the parties in those traditional teen movies.
As I went in, I lost all my friends in the crowd and I was fully alone. From there I got pretty fucking nervous cause everybody was a total random. So i just started walking around, and I spot my ex. From there I go towards her and strike up a convo. She offers me a drink. I take one sip and it tastes like straight piss. I wanted to spit it out on her, but i just gulped it down like a good boy.
After like 6 minutes of me talking to her, I get cucked by some random tall dude who whispers something in her ear. Inmediately after, she tells me goodbye and just leaves. Feeling distraught I just sit on a random couch and get on my phone. Outta nowhere some random girl just sits right next to me. She seemed pretty drunk. She starts talking about how I look mad.
I was just staring at her cause she was interesting looking. She was no bigger than 4'11. Curly black hair and white. She was slightly cute but really not my type. She honestly resembled a child and it kinda turned me off. Nevertheless, I keep talking to her. Eventually she starts trying to make out with me.
We were basically in this typa pose. After a few kisses, she whispers in my ear asking if I had a condom on me. I told her I did. (stopped by a pharmacy with friends before the party)
She then gets off me and grabs my hand and takes me to some random ass room. It felt weird just using someones room as strangers but once again I played along. From there, she starts making out more and starts taking off her top. I pinch my nipples and take off my shirt (i have mild gyno).
She takes off her skirt, and there I have her. Laying naked. I never though this would be the moment I lose my virginity. It felt weird just seeing her sprawled like that. I start kissing her more and doing some foreplay. She then tells me to quit the foreplay and cut to the fucking.
It was at that moment I realized I was mad soft the whole time. I did not have a boner. i had been trying to delay sex to see if I could get one. I was just not attracted to her. I looked at her again. Her face down to her body. She resembled a child. She really did. I can't make this up. I was disgusted. She started to get annoyed at me for stopping everything suddenly, and without a word I put on my pants and my shirt. I rush out of the room and hear her scream something behind me.
I start running down the stairs and bump a guy. He gets pretty mad at me and I apologize. And right then and there, the girl comes out of the hall and screams an insult at me. Everybody turns and looks at me all weird. Including one of my friends in the crowd.
I realized it was time to go, so I just rushed between the crowd into a bathroom and escaped through the window. From there, I ran home before it got any worse.
DNR Section (for low iq tards):
Went to a party, saw my ex and got cucked by a dude. Then met a girl and was going to slay until I dipped cause she looked way too much like a child.
Tagging high t males:
@LowInhibNoSMV @sasha108 @Rira Reincarnated @Looksmarxer67
