went to a small town cafe cause there's a good looking girl who works there

[romanstock]

i saw her on ig so i specifically went there hoping to meet her. she wasn't even there but then turns up halfway through my bacon and egg roll.. on a learner's licence so she's like 16 or 17 (i'm 33). anyways she didn't even really look at me and she was with her family the whole time who own the cafe so zero opportunity for me to say anything so i walked out depressed and failed. why do the stars never align for me? i NEVER see good looking girls alone, they're always with others/in a crowd making it so hard to talk with them. i roam like a predator yet see almost zero opportunities. and every good looking girl is young. fuck it's so over for me now that im 33.. i mean it always was.. but now it really is. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 

[thereallegend]

so she's like 16 or 17 (i'm 33

no just no. stop. unless you're Chad.

 

[romanstock]

no just no. stop. unless you're Chad.

i can't help it. i thought she was 19 based on the pics.

 

[thereallegend]

i can't help it. i thought she was 19 based on the pics.

you're not Chad. you won't get away with this unless you looksmaxx to Chad levels first.

 

[romanstock]

you're not Chad. you won't get away with this unless you looksmaxx to Chad levels first.

i know but all else i do is sit at home and rot so i delude myself that something is gonna happen then put myself out there. better than nothing. the only other girl i want is 18 and she works at the local supermarket but theres ALWAYS someone in line behind me so i never get her alone to say anything.. if i could summon up the courage.

 

[thereallegend]

i know but all else i do is sit at home and rot so i delude myself that something is gonna happen then put myself out there. better than nothing. the only other girl i want is 18 and she works at the local supermarket but theres ALWAYS someone in line behind me so i never get her alone to say anything.. if i could summon up the courage.

no dude looksmaxx to your best abilities..take good pictures and set up a dating account. hopefully you're tall enough too

 

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[thereallegend]

i know but all else i do is sit at home and rot so i delude myself that something is gonna happen then put myself out there. better than nothing. the only other girl i want is 18 and she works at the local supermarket but theres ALWAYS someone in line behind me so i never get her alone to say anything.. if i could summon up the courage.

you can keep contact with girls over insta/snap too

 

[romanstock]

no dude looksmaxx to your best abilities..take good pictures and set up a dating account. hopefully you're tall enough too

i'm 5'11. did all that when i was younger, waste of time. irl is the only way to go. it would be kinda weird to msg them on snap when i never said anything to them irl. i have to at least flirt with them a bit to get some recognition going and measure if she might want me or if she thinks im a creepazoid (very likely it's this one tbh).

when i was 21 working at the supermarket after i quit i tried to add two checkout girls on fbook who i had never talked to and after yrs of working there they acted like i had no idea who i was lolllll

 

[JBcollector]

hah romance and crush at age 33 lol grow up you oldfart

 

[romanstock]

hah romance and crush at age 33 lol grow up you oldfart

you will be me soon. nothing ever changes.

 

[JBcollector]

you will be me soon. nothing ever changes.

i'm already you fool 26 i don't write girl i see irl on a incel forum

 

[thereallegend]

i'm 5'11. did all that when i was younger, waste of time. irl is the only way to go. it would be kinda weird to msg them on snap when i never said anything to them irl. i have to at least flirt with them a bit to get some recognition going and measure if she might want me or if she thinks im a creepazoid (very likely it's this one tbh).

when i was 21 working at the supermarket after i quit i tried to add two checkout girls on fbook who i had never talked to and after yrs of working there they acted like i had no idea who i was lolllll

no you need both.

@New Poster tell this man how not to be a creep IRL

 

[executioner]

Did you get to slightly touch her hand when she was giving you back the change?

Lol at this genetic dead end thinking any women would even look at his direction

 

[bloomercel]

Mystery talked about this decades ago. Girls are never alone, so you need to learn how to deal with not a girl but groups of girls.

 

[Deleted member 25713]

Reddit-tier thread. Muh I saw a cute girl and didn't approach her while she probably didn't even notice you.

 

[;-;]

You guys underestimate the power of social media, just DM her, send her a snapchat or whatever, its not like you'll get arrested for it, unless you're in the US because she's a minor(cuck country). Sometimes the girl even wants to try and have her first time, i've seen a lot of my normie friends getting pussies like that. But fr if you're in the US then don't do this, try looking for a foreigner on social media, tik tok is a good option to find JBS from foreign countries (pay attention to the age of consent in these countries) and just message her, sometimes they even put their instagram @ in the tik tok bio.

 

[;-;]

You guys underestimate the power of social media, just DM her, send her a snapchat or whatever, its not like you'll get arrested for it, unless you're in the US because she's a minor(cuck country). Sometimes the girl even wants to try and have her first time, i've seen a lot of my normie friends getting pussies like that. But fr if you're in the US then don't do this, try looking for a foreigner on social media, tik tok is a good option to find JBS from foreign countries (pay attention to the age of consent in these countries) and just message her, sometimes they even put their instagram @ in the tik tok bio.

JFL, i spoke like i weren't a KHHV too

 

[stamaster21]

i saw her on ig so i specifically went there hoping to meet her. she wasn't even there but then turns up halfway through my bacon and egg roll.. on a learner's licence so she's like 16 or 17 (i'm 33). anyways she didn't even really look at me and she was with her family the whole time who own the cafe so zero opportunity for me to say anything so i walked out depressed and failed. why do the stars never align for me? i NEVER see good looking girls alone, they're always with others/in a crowd making it so hard to talk with them. i roam like a predator yet see almost zero opportunities. and every good looking girl is young. fuck it's so over for me now that im 33.. i mean it always was.. but now it really is. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkKKKKKKKKKKKKK

You now at 33 you could go for girls who are 19-23 and increase your odds.

 

[pardocel]

so she's like 16 or 17 (i'm 33)

Over for you and your IQ.

 

[pardocel]

Rape her and go ER on the whole cafe and then go outside and go ER on any other good looking girls with others/in a crowd, they all deserve to suffer OP (All of which I previously mentioned is meant to be done not in real life but in Minecraft ofc. I don't support raping or killing in real life)

 

[pardocel]

hah romance and crush at age 33 lol grow up you oldfart

This. That complete and utter manchild needs to accept that it's over.

 

[romanstock]

just did some detective work and found out she's 17 likely turning 18 this year

 

[WanderingBurro]

why do the stars never align for me? i NEVER see good looking girls alone, they're always with others/in a crowd making it so hard to talk with them. i roam like a predator yet see almost zero opportunities.

They travel in groups because people like you exist

 

[romanstock]

They travel in groups because people like you exist

i'm just a nice guy who wants to meet one girl to marry

 

[WanderingBurro]

i'm just a nice guy who wants to meet one girl to marry

This has to be a LARP

 

[romanstock]

This has to be a LARP

how? it's the truth. a pretty simple truth.