OOGABOOGA
Check the weather & it’s gettin real sussy outside
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I’ve been cutting hard on ephedrine, dropped like 3 pounds in a week. One unforeseen consequence of this is that I’ve barely eaten any fiber.
I was gonna shoot a Hail Mary with a crazy ex fwb from December. It’s the one where I climbed a tree in her backyard to sneak into her house. She wanted me to be romantic and I was just playing her til she had enough.
Last night I saw her through her window when I drove by and decided tonight I’d go for it. Of course I got nervous, and compounded with my lack of fiber, I spent all day shutting every few hours.
Tonight I bought flowers and was going to see if I can rekindle things and become a sex haver again. When I drove by she was in her room, all good. I parked and started walking over. Thought I had to fart, but nooooope. Juicy. Maybe another night.
TLDR: I was probably gonna slay but I shat my pants when I was a block from the girls house.
I was gonna shoot a Hail Mary with a crazy ex fwb from December. It’s the one where I climbed a tree in her backyard to sneak into her house. She wanted me to be romantic and I was just playing her til she had enough.
Last night I saw her through her window when I drove by and decided tonight I’d go for it. Of course I got nervous, and compounded with my lack of fiber, I spent all day shutting every few hours.
Tonight I bought flowers and was going to see if I can rekindle things and become a sex haver again. When I drove by she was in her room, all good. I parked and started walking over. Thought I had to fart, but nooooope. Juicy. Maybe another night.
TLDR: I was probably gonna slay but I shat my pants when I was a block from the girls house.
