Went to the gym....

[nattycel]

fapped in the gym toilet and left.

what is wrong with me?

 

[Tony]

lol i fapped in the woods

 

[jefferson]

volcel if you didn't nut in your protein shake for the extra nutrients.

https://i.redd.it/trsxv8w9dbd11.png

 

[nattycel]

volcel if you didn't nut in your protein shake for the extra nutrients.

https://i.redd.it/trsxv8w9dbd11.png

I don't drink protein shakes because it would be pointless since I don't even lift.

 

[jefferson]

I don't drink protein shakes because it would be pointless since I don't even lift.

I thought you said you did lift earlier? or did you give up already lmao.

 

[nattycel]

I thought you said you did lift earlier? or did you give up already lmao.

I mean I go to the gym. do a couple of sets, walk around to kill time and leave.

I was serious for maybe a week and then fell off.

 

[jefferson]

I mean I go to the gym. do a couple of sets, walk around to kill time and leave.

I was serious for maybe a week and then fell off.

it's over for nihilistic-nomotivationcels

 

[Afrikancel]

At least claim your noobs gains

 

[Swagwaffle]

u obv don't get laid on a regular basis

mentalcel confirmed

 

[nattycel]

u obv don't get laid on a regular basis

mentalcel confirmed

I haven't gotten laid since I broke up with my ltr gf.

 

[Swagwaffle]

I haven't gotten laid since I broke up with my ltr gf.

ur main focus should be to get laid for your well being.

 

[Never_Began]

Efficient arm day tbh, JFL@ spending 45+ minutes at the gym.

 

[Deleted member 281]

fapped in the gym toilet and left.

what is wrong with me?

LOLD hard bro.

 

[averageblokecel]

volcel if you didn't nut in your protein shake for the extra nutrients.

https://i.redd.it/trsxv8w9dbd11.png

Volcel if you don't put put bull sperm in your shake

I have a similar experience regarding fapping and cumming in the teacher's desk

 

[Ritalincel]

volcel if you didn't nut in your protein shake for the extra nutrients.

https://i.redd.it/trsxv8w9dbd11.png

There could be some truth to this; it is said that one ejaculation contains the same amount of proteins, vitamins, minerals, and amino acids as eight ounces of steak, ten eggs, six oranges, and two lemons.

 

[Tony]

There could be some truth to this; it is said that one ejaculation contains the same amount of proteins, vitamins, minerals, and amino acids as eight ounces of steak, ten eggs, six oranges, and two lemons.

zinc too i will start drinking my cum

 

[Ritalincel]

ah

 

[Ritalincel]

It is over.

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Bet you never fapped when driving on the highway

 

[Insomniac]

Just marking your territory bro. It’s an alpha male trait.

 

[Ritalincel]

Just marking your territory bro

 

[Swagwaffle]

I used to beat my meat at work & school almost everyday

 

[Insomniac]

I used to beat my meat at work & school almost everyday

At school?

I used to get massive boners for a girl in my science class. She was stored in my wank bank for when I got home.

 

[Swagwaffle]

At school?

I used to get massive boners for a girl in my science class. She was stored in my wank bank for when I got home.

Yep sometimes I couldn’t wait. I had to rub one out or I couldn’t focus. I know a few kids who rubbed one out while inclass

 

[Deleted member 611]

This made me lol irl

But I used to fap in the bathroom everyday at school when I had my mind on a hot teacher or jb

 

[Nibba]

I haven't gotten laid since I broke up with my ltr gf.

Go to the gym
Go get pussy
Profit

 

[Ritalincel]

I know a few kids who rubbed one out while inclass

 

[Swagwaffle]

Rofl sorry to bring that up. ( I actually went to class with @Ritalincel , he was known for rubbing one out at lectures)

 

[Deleted member 281]

I know a few kids who rubbed one out while inclass

I used to do that.

 

[Nibba]

Rofl sorry to bring that up. ( I actually went to class with @Ritalincel , he was known for rubbing one out at lectures)

Oh it is over

 

[Insomniac]

I actually went to class with @Ritalincel , he was known for rubbing one out at lectures

 

[Deleted member 611]

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I'd rub one to that anime girl tbh

 

[Insomniac]

I'd rub one to that anime girl tbh

 

[Swagwaffle]

just trollin folks idk @Ritalincel inrl

 

[Ritalincel]

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folks

 

[Unknownjpg]

please use this as an opener for tinder,

cheers.

 

[Deleted member 611]

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