What 18-26 don't understand about the upcoming draft, it would be the better choice to report for duty

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Previously, on Scheduled World War:



As the Zoomers and snowflakes whined in denial for years as I continued to remind them of the inevitable scheduled world war, they even accused me of lacking medication treatment, this happened:


TODAY

They announced the enforced draft registration on their megaphone mainstream media as a way of mentally preparing you guys. Usually, the individual registers with the US military. But for some odd and strange reason, young Americans aren't as if saying, "I ain't fighting for this faggot nation, the fuck are you thinking? Go risk my life for a bunch of rich retards? Get fucked."

So they went ahead and did it for you! Now, they can follow your GPS signal and if you toss the phone, they'll follow you through discovery devices nearest you. Also, you folks live with this internet technology, so, it's not difficult to find you. Trust me! VPN my nuts during War Days.

They understand how weak and pathetically fragile you guys are. They respect the babystep method. But when this great battle begins, preschool treatment is over — no more babysteps.

They have your locations and places you frequent, thanks to Google's Android, Apple devices, and Elon Musk's X-Dox. Running from this draft wouldn't be in your best interest. Understand, it's a felony. But also understand what you'd be dealing with if you ran. And when they catch you, you're still going to war! And if you think you'll cross the border, reconsider!


Add Marine snipers to that reality, (YOU) get fucked.

Furthermore, you rather not stay here anyway. Trust me. Many of us, (Gen X, Boomers, hoes) under the wealthy tier, will be dealing with frustrating electricity problems. Unless they have a satellite phone, some folks won't have power or cell coverage for a while.


And with huge disturbances involving electrical grids, clean water, and sewage becomes an issue. Not only that, food, medicines, bottled water, battery packs/refills/charges, gas, etc. becomes a clusterfuck of headaches. There will be long lines of annoyed people waiting to get a little hope at the Pop-Up-Power-Up FEMA Stations. The cities will be locked down and zoned off for their protection.

There won't be anything to stay here for. No gaming, no internet, no forums, apps... instead, darkness, harsh climates, sweaty bodies, smelly vaginas, ugh.

But in the military, you'll get those things and more! You'll have electricity, food, water, gaming, femboy bussy, yadda yadda. Also, many of you will be commanding cool fucking Russian drones with live explosives! "Say whaat?" You might ask with delight, "Gee, Big Skitzo Asshole, this sounds too good to be true, what's the catch, you fucking creepy AI bot?"

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No catch! Well, you'll have to kill dragon soldiers. You'll have to duck when getting shot at. You'll have to Forrest Gump your ass as fast as you can as the PLA drops bombs on you. But mainly, you'll have to free the people in China from the CCP's creepy grip as they too try to kill you. Ugh, I know! Tell me about it. But overall, lots of gaming and luxuries and, did I mention femboy bussy galore?

And don't worry about the women! You didn't think Gen Xers and Boomers were gonna rule the show while you're gone? Fuck no! The women will be given leadership roles in America as they manhandle the old fucks and narcissistic Xshits... unless the war gets here. If so, they'll hand the United States of America over to China to end the horrifying injury of feelings. Gee, thanks! Such smart and courageous girls. Shucks, I'm blushing.

 
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I have to edit the Rumble clip. I failed to see a few words at the end from the dipshits at 4Dox.
 
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Brutal
 
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I’m not reading that shit stfu glownigger kike
 
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lmao jew-psyops.

Its not going to work schlomo.
 
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नमस्ते मम भ्राता
 
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Hopefully they start making foids register soon. If they do so conscription will be much less likely to occur as normies don’t view women as disposable tools for the state in the same way they view men.
 
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Your a Jew just don’t go
 
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India might become China's Hiroshima and Nagasaki. They could use you all to make an example and send a message as we did with Japan.

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Hopefully they start making foids register soon. If they do so conscription will be much less likely to occur as normies don’t view women as disposable tools for the state in the same way they view men.
Women were not registered. But when the drafts begin, if they identify as an ugly boy, they could fill out a form and go through the traditional door. However, they will be warned this isn't an Iraq/Afghanistan thingy. If they're captured, the PLA will do unimaginable things to them.

Your a Jew just don’t go
They won't allow me near their nukes. I asked. I tried to sign up and fill out most of the form but I wrote in large bold letters with a marker over the front page, "GIVE ME NUKES." I was escorted to a mental facility I assumed was some sort of cryptocracy training. However, many years later, no word. Very suspicious.
 
India might become China's Hiroshima and Nagasaki. They could use you all to make an example and send a message as we did with Japan.

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Women were not registered. But when the drafts begin, if they identify as an ugly boy, they could fill out a form and go through the traditional door. However, they will be warned this isn't an Iraq/Afghanistan thingy. If they're captured, the PLA will do unimaginable things to them.


They won't allow me near their nukes. I asked. I tried to sign up and fill out most of the form but I wrote in large bold letters with a marker over the front page, "GIVE ME NUKES." I was escorted to a mental facility I assumed was some sort of cryptocracy training. However, many years later, no word. Very suspicious.
I want nukes
 
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India might become China's Hiroshima and Nagasaki. They could use you all to make an example and send a message as we did with Japan.

Hold On Waiting GIF by Cool Cats



Women were not registered. But when the drafts begin, if they identify as an ugly boy, they could fill out a form and go through the traditional door. However, they will be warned this isn't an Iraq/Afghanistan thingy. If they're captured, the PLA will do unimaginable things to them.


They won't allow me near their nukes. I asked. I tried to sign up and fill out most of the form but I wrote in large bold letters with a marker over the front page, "GIVE ME NUKES." I was escorted to a mental facility I assumed was some sort of cryptocracy training. However, many years later, no word. Very suspicious.
Why are you a war monger?
 
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or just be a med student and get exempt
 
War is only for money benchoot
I don't fucking appreciate the hindi profanity here, sir. Could you choose a better word next time?

I'm fucking with you. Benchoot away!
 
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Americancels are lucky, i'd willingly sign up and run head first into enemy machine gun fire
 
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Americancels are lucky, i'd willingly sign up and run head first into enemy machine gun fire
It's all up to China's government. They're holding the cards here.
 
That's all your geriatric rotten brain can come up with. You're a pussy ass cracker. You're whole race is pussy. Niggas like me rob crakers like you for fun.
Oh, damn. My apologies. Sorry, I got worked up there. Usually, I recognize the chubby victims who come online to release their frustration. I get it. Well, I don't get it, get it? Just a figure of speech.

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