WHAT A SHITTY WEEKEND

[Glorious King]

TLDR:

ME AND MY BUDDY WERE IN McD

and there was this couple

like nigga dressed like an 80yr ol unc and his chick was Mtb

so the nigga was " CHECKING ME OUT " like im some stripper or sum , dude saw me head to toe like 3 times and the foid well she did it more subtley


now the worst part :

that bitch, as soon as she saw me she started feeding her guy doing all the aspie couple shit like leaning over her, acting like she's in love or sum shit


Anyways , dnrd her ass

and we played fifa

smoked my HB

 

[Glorious King]

hope y'all have a great weekend

 

[inversions]

tales you just got ran thru by ur 'hb'

 

[Glorious King]

tales you just got ran thru by ur 'hb'

u aint even got one to begin with

 

[inversions]

u aint even got one to begin with

nigga thinks having a male friend is unattainable

 

[Van]

TLDR:

ME AND MY BUDDY WERE IN McD

and there was this couple

like nigga dressed like an 80yr ol unc and his chick was Mtb

so the nigga was " CHECKING ME OUT " like im some stripper or sum , dude saw me head to toe like 3 times and the foid well she did it more subtley


now the worst part :

The guy was chill didnt act cocky or some kind of loser and shi

but that bitch dude, as soon as she saw me she started feeding her guy doing all the aspie couple shit like leaning over her, acting like she's in love or sum shit


Anyways , dnrd her ass

and we played fifa

smoked my HB

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Tales from Mickey D's toilet on Mumbai highway 32

 

[Glorious King]

tales you just got ran thru by ur 'hb'

u aint even got one to begin with

ok that was harsh

nah the first time it was 4-4 he won

 

[Glorious King]

Tales from Mickey D's toilet on Mumbai highway 32

Lemme guess

H-ltn

 

[Van]

Lemme guess

H-ltn

what are you talking about nigger

Ion understand your street jargon

this thread is barely readable

 

[Antonlord7]

 

[Brava]

That’s not “smoking” your home boy at fifa

 

[Glorious King]

That’s not “smoking” your home boy at fifa

Then what do.u call.it ?

 

[Brava]

Then what do.u call.it ?

Just a slight win

 

[Glorious King]

Just a slight win

Mb I asked you that question

Should've seen your ratio beforehand

 

[DrunkenSailor]

ok that was harsh

nah the first time it was 4-4 he won

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[Glorious King]

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Stacy

 

[mohito]

Bitch was just jealous

 

[Glorious King]

Bitch was just jealous

Finally some sensible reply !!!

Also thrashing your mate in fifa is better than getting Iois from random chicks right

 

[mohito]

Also thrashing your mate in fifa is better than getting Iois from random chicks right

Absolutely, bros before hoes

 

[niccolo]

TLDR:

ME AND MY BUDDY WERE IN McD

and there was this couple

like nigga dressed like an 80yr ol unc and his chick was Mtb

so the nigga was " CHECKING ME OUT " like im some stripper or sum , dude saw me head to toe like 3 times and the foid well she did it more subtley


now the worst part :

that bitch, as soon as she saw me she started feeding her guy doing all the aspie couple shit like leaning over her, acting like she's in love or sum shit


Anyways , dnrd her ass

and we played fifa

smoked my HB

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U and ur hb should have kissed eachother to assert dominance

 

[Glorious King]

U and ur hb should have kissed eachother to assert dominance

great idea ngl

 

[Brava]

Mb I asked you that question

Should've seen your ratio beforehand

When did I ratio someone