pandamonium
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Old wizz like 2020-2022 was pretty good. It literally had me feeling like 2016 lebron linking up with like 2 women in a day. The women used to be so much more attractive. There were still lots of whales (fat women) but it was occasional at least where you could find one attractive girl in your area whos interested. You also could swipe basically endlessly and it wouldnt run out now if you swipe for like 20 seconds it runs out of people in your area. Now on wizz it feels like all people are on there to do is get followers for their shitty 1,000 follower ig account, play “fortnite” (why the fuck are you on wizz for that), make friends (get attention and compliments while not giving any dates), and to receive validation.
It all started falling like middle of 2024-2025. 2023 i met like 9 different women on here 2024 i met like 3 2025 i met 0. Actually i met one but she ended up being a catfish anyways so i wouldnt really count that. I think thats when they started promoting the app on tiktok and marketted it as a app for a “confidence booster” then low quality women who receive no male attention irl started infiltrating it. Also the male to female rationis like 1 female to like 20 males. And even then the female is usually unnatractive or doesnt even use the app seriously
All you really find on here is one of these archetypes
1) the torta. Fat latina chic with 5 pounds of the copy and paste makeup. They know how to do the best poses to hide their stomache and if you link them irl they will gain 800 more pounds. Usually like promoting their 300 follower igs, like to do one of three angles the high up angle, the sngle with their face on 1/3 of the pic (sometimes theyll even add a sparkle filter over their face or some shit), the “i have nothing to bring to the table” pose
2) the occasional mid white girl. This is probably the best youll find on the app but she has 3k+ requests and wont respond to you or they will ghost you once they find a chad
3) the single mom
I dont know why single moms are on a minor-young adult dating app
4) the chopped fat white girl who doesnt show her face/takes photos in weird angles or body while wearing huge sweaters or doing the right angles to hide the fat. Basically just the white torta
5) the chopped black girl who does the “i have nothing to bring pose” typically leggings and their ass pointed towards the camera
6) the mentally ill white girl who smothers on 10 pounds of makeup and wears weird goth shit hoping she will get attention never on there to actually do anything
7) the chopped black girl who simply doesnt give a fuck and knows shes chopped but still gets attention anyways
8) the white girl who looks like shes been on drugs for the past 10 years
9. The fat girl who demands commitment and doesnt realize the point of the app
And dont get shit twisted every one of these women are getting 500+ messages a day. Even they will ego you
The thing about this app also is that you will get a lot of messages but their usually extremely ugly or their thousands of miles away (usualy both)
Also here are the most stupid phrases on there that are common
“Not replying to this” then why the fuck would you add it to your profile you dumb fuck
“Not sending” this is always some fat chic who puts this shit on their profile
“Dont be boring” this is always the woman who are the most dry. This typically just means shower her with compliments
“Im not skinny” bitch hit the gym
“looking for sum real” nobody is actually on wizz for that. Usually women like this have their ass all over the camera
“Need friends” bitch go outside instead of seeking validation from loser simps online
“Mutuals” nigga no we good
“I like them obsessed” also just stands for please simp for me
“5’3 if that matters” nobody asked for your height at all. Your lucky you arent a male you would be on .org rn
“Dont hit on me” get the fuck off the app
“Older guys” usually women who say this are like 14-15 and are fatherless
“Dont add me if your not goinng to respond” we dont respond for a reason
“wont respond if your dry” fuck do you expect us to say my nigga? You want us to tell you the winning lottery scratch ticket?????
Dont text any woman with these on their profile
Nothing will ever bring back 2020-2021 wizz. Shit had me feeling like i was shaq in the paint
It all started falling like middle of 2024-2025. 2023 i met like 9 different women on here 2024 i met like 3 2025 i met 0. Actually i met one but she ended up being a catfish anyways so i wouldnt really count that. I think thats when they started promoting the app on tiktok and marketted it as a app for a “confidence booster” then low quality women who receive no male attention irl started infiltrating it. Also the male to female rationis like 1 female to like 20 males. And even then the female is usually unnatractive or doesnt even use the app seriously
All you really find on here is one of these archetypes
1) the torta. Fat latina chic with 5 pounds of the copy and paste makeup. They know how to do the best poses to hide their stomache and if you link them irl they will gain 800 more pounds. Usually like promoting their 300 follower igs, like to do one of three angles the high up angle, the sngle with their face on 1/3 of the pic (sometimes theyll even add a sparkle filter over their face or some shit), the “i have nothing to bring to the table” pose
2) the occasional mid white girl. This is probably the best youll find on the app but she has 3k+ requests and wont respond to you or they will ghost you once they find a chad
3) the single mom
I dont know why single moms are on a minor-young adult dating app
4) the chopped fat white girl who doesnt show her face/takes photos in weird angles or body while wearing huge sweaters or doing the right angles to hide the fat. Basically just the white torta
5) the chopped black girl who does the “i have nothing to bring pose” typically leggings and their ass pointed towards the camera
6) the mentally ill white girl who smothers on 10 pounds of makeup and wears weird goth shit hoping she will get attention never on there to actually do anything
7) the chopped black girl who simply doesnt give a fuck and knows shes chopped but still gets attention anyways
8) the white girl who looks like shes been on drugs for the past 10 years
9. The fat girl who demands commitment and doesnt realize the point of the app
And dont get shit twisted every one of these women are getting 500+ messages a day. Even they will ego you
The thing about this app also is that you will get a lot of messages but their usually extremely ugly or their thousands of miles away (usualy both)
Also here are the most stupid phrases on there that are common
“Not replying to this” then why the fuck would you add it to your profile you dumb fuck
“Not sending” this is always some fat chic who puts this shit on their profile
“Dont be boring” this is always the woman who are the most dry. This typically just means shower her with compliments
“Im not skinny” bitch hit the gym
“looking for sum real” nobody is actually on wizz for that. Usually women like this have their ass all over the camera
“Need friends” bitch go outside instead of seeking validation from loser simps online
“Mutuals” nigga no we good
“I like them obsessed” also just stands for please simp for me
“5’3 if that matters” nobody asked for your height at all. Your lucky you arent a male you would be on .org rn
“Dont hit on me” get the fuck off the app
“Older guys” usually women who say this are like 14-15 and are fatherless
“Dont add me if your not goinng to respond” we dont respond for a reason
“wont respond if your dry” fuck do you expect us to say my nigga? You want us to tell you the winning lottery scratch ticket?????
Dont text any woman with these on their profile
Nothing will ever bring back 2020-2021 wizz. Shit had me feeling like i was shaq in the paint
but yeah ur right the app fell off
