What am I supposed to tell people when they ask me what I'm doing on my phone?

[Growth Plate]

Some kid just walked up to me and asked if I was texting girls, which prompted me to ask this question. Of course, I was actually online on looksmax. What was I supposed to answer him with? My mother also often asks me the same question. What should I answer her with?

 

[koalendo]

"I'm talking to my autistic online friends"

 

[Growth Plate]

"I'm talking to my autistic online friends"

wow bro you're so funny i caged irl dedsrs .

 

[Deleted member 10949]

Say your watching porn

 

[Chadeep]

Get a Fake Chat app.

 

[Growth Plate]

Say your watching porn

wow bro you're so funny i caged irl dedsrs .

 

[Deleted member 10949]

Seriously why dont you tell the kid to fuck off?

you act like a tough guy on the net but in real life cant do simple shit

 

[Growth Plate]

Seriously why dont you tell the kid to fuck off?

you act like a tough guy on the net but in real life cant do simple shit

I likely have some form of autism.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Some kid just walked up to me and asked if I was texting girls, which prompted me to ask this question. Of course, I was actually online on looksmax. What was I supposed to answer him with? My mother also often asks me the same question. What should I answer her with?

Next time, tell em, "I'm collaborating with White Supremacists and Neo-Nazi members. Why do you ask?"

 

[Deleted member 13591]

Some kid just walked up to me and asked if I was texting girls, which prompted me to ask this question. Of course, I was actually online on looksmax. What was I supposed to answer him with? My mother also often asks me the same question. What should I answer her with?

you're talking to a girl
half the users here are secretly girls

 

[Growth Plate]

Some kid just walked up to me and asked if I was texting girls, which prompted me to ask this question. Of course, I was actually online on looksmax. What was I supposed to answer him with? My mother also often asks me the same question. What should I answer her with?

He said I seem/look like the kind of guy that would be texting girls. I couldn't tell if he was being sarcastic as I don't even know how I look like.

 

[Danish_Retard]

jfl even if I'm paranoid as fuck in social situations this is so easy to play off. Just joke with him, put a smile on, look him in the eyes and tell him some bullshit. He doesn't care at all, he just wants to interact with you. You're setting the light he will see you in.

You could say any of the jokes the replies have been and it would have been just fine. He would laugh, you would laugh and then he will probably say what it is he actually came for.

 

[ChristianChad]

you seem like a good guy op i can tell from your writing