What american parties are like

[Deleted member 12688]

I wanted to make a thread like this for a while now since losers like @GODmaxxing have never been invited anywhere and think shit like this only happens in the movies and i can’t keep letting y’all believe that

so yesterday i went to this party that wasn’t too deep but wasn’t boring either, i’d say it’s a perfect representation of the average american high school party


first off 90% of the people there were suburban white kids, 5% suburban tyrone athletes that hang w white kids, and 5% local rappers who sell weed on the side


when i got in the party wasn’t too lit yet, but there was beer pong and i wanted to get boosted so i played a bit and got drunk af. then i saw some of the rapper niggas were outside smoking and there was a cute white girl so i went and smoked w em for a bit

then when i went back inside the party was lit, hella people had come while i was smoking and there was a moshpit in the middle of the house, bitches twerking on niggas on the side, beer pong next to the moshpit, and white kids using beer bongs and people hyping em up

i wanted some ass so i got behind one of the bitches twerking, she got on top of the couch so i was like fuck it and got on top of the couch w her while she twerked on me, but i was too drunk for that shit and i near fell off the couch

then i got back in the moshpit and this girl walks up to me “you look high as fuck” and i’m like “fr?” and she said “yeah let me show u” then she took a pic of me and showed me, my eyes were red af. then she asked for my snap and i added her then we stayed in the moshpit for a bit and near the end of the party i was low inhib af so i kinda grabbed her gently and made her look up to me and made out with her for a bit

then like soon after that the cops came because the party was wayyyy too loud and neighbors were complaining so me and some other niggas snuck out through the back so we wouldn’t get seen by the police

eventually after 12 left some of us came back to the house and it was like 10 of us chilling inside smoking and drinking, so i went to the other room w the same girl again and made out w her for a bit but i’d drank too much snd i couldn’t get hard all the way so i decided to get myself out the situation. i got her snap anyway i can hit her up to fuck whenever i want anyway so idrc, then i dapped some of the niggas i met there up and smoked 1 more blunt then me and my bros went back home


@kjsbdfiusdf @looksmaxxer234 @Adriana Lima @Chintuck22 @isis_Bleach @JustMewbrah @🌈👽 @volcelfatcel @RetardSubhuman @Jagged0

 

[johncruz12345]

Parties in germany are so lame...

 

[johncruz12345]

Dam. Chad lives....

 

[Adriana Lima]

Parties in germany are so lame...

duh germans are like white gooks

 

[studiocel]

I only went to a party once and smoked too much weed so I couldnt talk to anyone and just sat in the corner with my friend feeling like I was gonna die

 

[johncruz12345]

duh germans are like white gooks

Bruh wtf is that supposed to mean.

 

[Adriana Lima]

Bruh wtf is that supposed to mean.

lol acting like you don't know the sterotype

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

I only went to a party once and smoked too much weed so I couldnt talk to anyone and just sat in the corner with my friend feeling like I was gonna die

I feel you on that, if I smoke weed in public I always feel like I’m gonna die.

 

[LipstickAlley]

I get invited to parties but my parents never let me go

 

[johncruz12345]

I get invited to parties but my parents never let me go

What are parties like in india...

 

[LipstickAlley]

What are parties like in india...

I live in the United States

 

[Jagged0]

Not having these experiences makes you never be capable of becoming nt

 

[tyronelite]

Nice to see niggas actually goin out

 

[turkproducer]

Nice to see niggas actually goin out

not that uncommon mate, to never go out you must be autistic asf

looks lit btw op, UK is similar tbh

 

[Migfig]

I wanted to make a thread like this for a while now since losers like @GODmaxxing have never been invited anywhere and think shit like this only happens in the movies and i can’t keep letting y’all believe that

so yesterday i went to this party that wasn’t too deep but wasn’t boring either, i’d say it’s a perfect representation of the average american high school party


first off 90% of the people there were suburban white kids, 5% suburban tyrone athletes that hang w white kids, and 5% local rappers who sell weed on the side


when i got in the party wasn’t too lit yet, but there was beer pong and i wanted to get boosted so i played a bit and got drunk af. then i saw some of the rapper niggas were outside smoking and there was a cute white girl so i went and smoked w em for a bit
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then when i went back inside the party was lit, hella people had come while i was smoking and there was a moshpit in the middle of the house, bitches twerking on niggas on the side, beer pong next to the moshpit, and white kids using beer bongs and people hyping em up

i wanted some ass so i got behind one of the bitches twerking, she got on top of the couch so i was like fuck it and got on top of the couch w her while she twerked on me, but i was too drunk for that shit and i near fell off the couch

then i got back in the moshpit and this girl walks up to me “you look high as fuck” and i’m like “fr?” and she said “yeah let me show u” then she took a pic of me and showed me, my eyes were red af. then she asked for my snap and i added her then we stayed in the moshpit for a bit and near the end of the party i was low inhib af so i kinda grabbed her gently and made her look up to me and made out with her for a bit

then like soon after that the cops came because the party was wayyyy too loud and neighbors were complaining so me and some other niggas snuck out through the back so we wouldn’t get seen by the police

eventually after 12 left some of us came back to the house and it was like 10 of us chilling inside smoking and drinking, so i went to the other room w the same girl again and made out w her for a bit but i’d drank too much snd i couldn’t get hard all the way so i decided to get myself out the situation. i got her snap anyway i can hit her up to fuck whenever i want anyway so idrc, then i dapped some of the niggas i met there up and smoked 1 more blunt then me and my bros went back home


@kjsbdfiusdf @looksmaxxer234 @Adriana Lima @Chintuck22 @isis_Bleach @JustMewbrah @🌈👽 @volcelfatcel @RetardSubhuman @Jagged0[/USER
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[Migfig]

wtf I didnt mean to post that, anyways what part of the US are you from? @moonblunt

 

[Chinacurry]

Wow man your life seems so amazing (at least based on that one night anyway).

Glad to see you are enjoying life

 

[Acnno]

Dnrd

 

[Deleted member 12688]

Dnrd

nigga read every word and got sad he’ll never have that

 

[Deleted member 12688]

@whiteissuperior @changcel @Latebloomer10 @Beetlejuice @sandcelmuttcel @20Nobragger01 @wanttobeattractive @StrangerDanger @xefo @kikethurston133

 

[basedfedoracel]

U pullin up to the one near my crib next wkn gang?

 

[moety1]

How many people usually turn up to these parties?

 

[Slasher]

I wanted to make a thread like this for a while now since losers like @GODmaxxing have never been invited anywhere and think shit like this only happens in the movies and i can’t keep letting y’all believe that

so yesterday i went to this party that wasn’t too deep but wasn’t boring either, i’d say it’s a perfect representation of the average american high school party


first off 90% of the people there were suburban white kids, 5% suburban tyrone athletes that hang w white kids, and 5% local rappers who sell weed on the side


when i got in the party wasn’t too lit yet, but there was beer pong and i wanted to get boosted so i played a bit and got drunk af. then i saw some of the rapper niggas were outside smoking and there was a cute white girl so i went and smoked w em for a bit
View attachment 1248752

then when i went back inside the party was lit, hella people had come while i was smoking and there was a moshpit in the middle of the house, bitches twerking on niggas on the side, beer pong next to the moshpit, and white kids using beer bongs and people hyping em up

i wanted some ass so i got behind one of the bitches twerking, she got on top of the couch so i was like fuck it and got on top of the couch w her while she twerked on me, but i was too drunk for that shit and i near fell off the couch

then i got back in the moshpit and this girl walks up to me “you look high as fuck” and i’m like “fr?” and she said “yeah let me show u” then she took a pic of me and showed me, my eyes were red af. then she asked for my snap and i added her then we stayed in the moshpit for a bit and near the end of the party i was low inhib af so i kinda grabbed her gently and made her look up to me and made out with her for a bit

then like soon after that the cops came because the party was wayyyy too loud and neighbors were complaining so me and some other niggas snuck out through the back so we wouldn’t get seen by the police

eventually after 12 left some of us came back to the house and it was like 10 of us chilling inside smoking and drinking, so i went to the other room w the same girl again and made out w her for a bit but i’d drank too much snd i couldn’t get hard all the way so i decided to get myself out the situation. i got her snap anyway i can hit her up to fuck whenever i want anyway so idrc, then i dapped some of the niggas i met there up and smoked 1 more blunt then me and my bros went back home


@kjsbdfiusdf @looksmaxxer234 @Adriana Lima @Chintuck22 @isis_Bleach @JustMewbrah @🌈👽 @volcelfatcel @RetardSubhuman @Jagged0

This Is The Only Party You've Ever Been To:

 

[Eezz]

Degenerate lifestyle

 

[Deleted member 14312]

What other drugs have u tried? Smoking a blunt is just the start man. Heroin mogs

 

[Entschuldigung]

sounds lame af

 

[TUSSELEIF]

not that uncommon mate, to never go out you must be autistic asf

Us autists deserve to be laughed at

 

[dnrd]

I get invited to parties but my parents never let me go

LOL

 

[LipstickAlley]

LOL

I went to one on Friday actually, so i guess it ain’t a problem for me anymore, mirin?

 

[dnrd]

I went to one on Friday actually, so i guess it ain’t a problem for me anymore, mirin?

yeah, mirin sure man, anything you want

 

[Deleted member 275]

Sounds like an average NT party, except an average dude there wouldn't ever be approached by a chick at a pt like that, and wouldn't ever make out with a girl. So you're above avg looking.

So once you get tired of getting wasted and high, and being rejected by girls that rather twerk with chadlite, you get bored of it tbh.

 

[Deleted member 12688]

Sounds like an average NT party, except an average dude there wouldn't ever be approached by a chick at a pt like that, and wouldn't ever make out with a girl. So you're above avg looking.

So once you get tired of getting wasted and high, and being rejected by girls that rather twerk with chadlite, you get bored of it tbh.

never been rejected tbh

id say im chadlite most people rate me that as well it’s very few who rate me htn and they tend to be biased ppl i’ve made fun of

 

[Deleted member 275]

never been rejected tbh

id say im chadlite most people rate me that as well it’s very few who rate me htn and they tend to be biased ppl i’ve made fun of

thought so. what was the gender-ratio at the party?

Even the NT popular parties have like 2:1 male:female ratios here

 

[Deleted member 12688]

thought so. what was the gender-ratio at the party?

Even the NT popular parties have like 2:1 male:female ratios here

I’d say very close to 1:1 on this one honestly but it was an invite only party so that might’ve helped w that

most ones i’ve been where anyone can come it’s around like 1.5:1

or maybe it’s more dudes than i thought but i j wasn’t paying attention to em

 

[Biiyo03]

Enjoyed this thread ngl

 

[Biiyo03]

Because you finally get to see something you'll never experience? XD

Yes

 

[oldcelloser]

I wanted to make a thread like this for a while now since losers like @GODmaxxing have never been invited anywhere and think shit like this only happens in the movies and i can’t keep letting y’all believe that

so yesterday i went to this party that wasn’t too deep but wasn’t boring either, i’d say it’s a perfect representation of the average american high school party


first off 90% of the people there were suburban white kids, 5% suburban tyrone athletes that hang w white kids, and 5% local rappers who sell weed on the side


when i got in the party wasn’t too lit yet, but there was beer pong and i wanted to get boosted so i played a bit and got drunk af. then i saw some of the rapper niggas were outside smoking and there was a cute white girl so i went and smoked w em for a bit
View attachment 1248752

then when i went back inside the party was lit, hella people had come while i was smoking and there was a moshpit in the middle of the house, bitches twerking on niggas on the side, beer pong next to the moshpit, and white kids using beer bongs and people hyping em up

i wanted some ass so i got behind one of the bitches twerking, she got on top of the couch so i was like fuck it and got on top of the couch w her while she twerked on me, but i was too drunk for that shit and i near fell off the couch

then i got back in the moshpit and this girl walks up to me “you look high as fuck” and i’m like “fr?” and she said “yeah let me show u” then she took a pic of me and showed me, my eyes were red af. then she asked for my snap and i added her then we stayed in the moshpit for a bit and near the end of the party i was low inhib af so i kinda grabbed her gently and made her look up to me and made out with her for a bit

then like soon after that the cops came because the party was wayyyy too loud and neighbors were complaining so me and some other niggas snuck out through the back so we wouldn’t get seen by the police

eventually after 12 left some of us came back to the house and it was like 10 of us chilling inside smoking and drinking, so i went to the other room w the same girl again and made out w her for a bit but i’d drank too much snd i couldn’t get hard all the way so i decided to get myself out the situation. i got her snap anyway i can hit her up to fuck whenever i want anyway so idrc, then i dapped some of the niggas i met there up and smoked 1 more blunt then me and my bros went back home


@kjsbdfiusdf @looksmaxxer234 @Adriana Lima @Chintuck22 @isis_Bleach @JustMewbrah @🌈👽 @volcelfatcel @RetardSubhuman @Jagged0

Chad only