supergoat972
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Its a Friday so lets reflect
1. Called a landwhale fat/ugly
I had to do a project with an obese woman at work in her early 20s. She is married to some obese, ethnic, unemployed guy and makes all the money. I am a Chad lite.
As we were talking, I bought up my "girlfriend" (I don't actually have one) 3 times during the conversation. I said "yeah my girlfriend and I were going to go driving, but the snow was too much" .
You should see how sad she got when I bought it up the first time.
Then I bought up my girlfriend 2 more times. 
Imagine that you are married to some obese ethnic, and you think you *may have a way out, to turn your life around with a pretty girl with college degrees only to find out that she thinks that you are ugly enough for her to bring up her "boyfriend" 3 times during a conversation.
2. Finished a big project for my boss- I work in finance (I have degrees in accounting/finance btw) so I finished a big tax project.
3. Foid at the Bikini Barista smoothie shop showed some interest in me-asked me my name
4. Saw 2 landwhales share a pizza at work last Friday. I made a rude joke to insult them and fuck up their weekend. I said "be careful with that pizza"
They pretended to laugh, but I know that they were hurt. 
5. Signed up to take the CPA exam. I work in finance and eventually want to be a CPA.
1. Called a landwhale fat/ugly
I had to do a project with an obese woman at work in her early 20s. She is married to some obese, ethnic, unemployed guy and makes all the money. I am a Chad lite.
As we were talking, I bought up my "girlfriend" (I don't actually have one) 3 times during the conversation. I said "yeah my girlfriend and I were going to go driving, but the snow was too much" .
Imagine that you are married to some obese ethnic, and you think you *may have a way out, to turn your life around with a pretty girl with college degrees only to find out that she thinks that you are ugly enough for her to bring up her "boyfriend" 3 times during a conversation.
2. Finished a big project for my boss- I work in finance (I have degrees in accounting/finance btw) so I finished a big tax project.
3. Foid at the Bikini Barista smoothie shop showed some interest in me-asked me my name
4. Saw 2 landwhales share a pizza at work last Friday. I made a rude joke to insult them and fuck up their weekend. I said "be careful with that pizza"
5. Signed up to take the CPA exam. I work in finance and eventually want to be a CPA.
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