What are some good reasons not to kill myself (srs)

[Deleted member 22015]

A wiggly waggly worm, a slippery slimy slug
A creepy crawly buzzy thing, a tickly wickly bug
Of all the things to be, I'm happy that I'm me
Thank you Lord I'm happy that I'm me
I'm happy that I'm me, I'm happy that I'm me
There's no one else in all the world that I would rather be.

tf

 

[elld101]

tf

You're a unique creation bro.

Think about it. You were the winner out of like 69 million sperms. And how many times has your dad creamed in your mum - that's trillions of sperms. And think about every single human being that creams inside women. Every single living thing on the planet and beyond that lives and has ever lived and will live.

Your existence is a fluke. You won the lottery of life.

 

[Deleted member 22015]

You're a unique creation bro.

Think about it. You were the winner out of like 69 million sperms. And how many times has your dad creamed in your mum - that's trillions of sperms. And think about every single human being that creams inside women. Every single living thing on the planet and beyond that lives and has ever lived and will live.

Your existence is a fluke. You won the lottery of life.

more disturbingly, by his own admission my dad had a lot of sex, including but not limited to with my mother to conceive me. so if i cannot do the same i am a failure to my own bloodline

 

[Deleted member 22015]

i am quite mad, i went mad a long time ago. i am prepared to die for my cause of proving i am not an ugly beta small dicked loser who gets no pussy

"better to perish for what i believe than endure forever as a traitor to life"
-silver surfer

 

[Deleted member 19766]

Go to shrink

 

[Deleted member 22015]

Go to shrink

lul

 

[dakchuh]

literally a MTN mentalcel that doesnt even wipe his ass and complains that women dont give him attention

 

[Deleted member 22015]

that doesnt even wipe his ass

how would you know? thats gae

 

[Deleted member 15004]

im 28 I'm 5'7" I'm ugly I have 6.5 inch dick I never finished college everyone thinks I'm a ugly loser and that includes guys and girls I've never had a gf I've never gotten laid my prime is probably gonna disappear soon and I'll just be even more of a loser my dick doesn't work right and I have absolutely no hope I'll ever have a sex life or a gf that I'm actually attracted to everything in life has passed me by and I've missed out on everything. I've had a million and a half jobs and kids that have never had jobs are fucking and I never have. I spent this summer doing shit work for 12 bucks an hour only to go back to college to finish my degree and just get made fun of and socially rejected have a mental breakdown and drop out again. I dealt with bullying as a child and now dealing with it as an adult just makes me wanna kill people so I feel like I should do everyone a favor and self delete so I don't.

feels like shit I wanna die I really might KMS lol it's like being in hell on earth

do whatever what you want but if you do kill yourself, go ER first, take a couple of trash down with you.

 

[Deleted member 19157]

next elder scrolls, um neurolink porn, see how one piece ends (starting watching if dont)

 

[Deleted member 22015]

do whatever what you want but if you do kill yourself, go ER first, take a couple of trash down with you.

nah ER was a bitch. i at least have more dignity, i'd be the only person i take out. the stacys don't deserve it. it's my own fault for being subhuman

 

[RAITEIII]

take drastic measures

 

[Deleted member 22015]

if there are no drastic measures i can take besides popping roids it's over probably because i'm not popping roids

 

[stamaster21]

im 28 I'm 5'7" I'm ugly I have 6.5 inch dick I never finished college everyone thinks I'm a ugly loser and that includes guys and girls I've never had a gf I've never gotten laid my prime is probably gonna disappear soon and I'll just be even more of a loser my dick doesn't work right and I have absolutely no hope I'll ever have a sex life or a gf that I'm actually attracted to everything in life has passed me by and I've missed out on everything. I've had a million and a half jobs and kids that have never had jobs are fucking and I never have. I spent this summer doing shit work for 12 bucks an hour only to go back to college to finish my degree and just get made fun of and socially rejected have a mental breakdown and drop out again. I dealt with bullying as a child and now dealing with it as an adult just makes me wanna kill people so I feel like I should do everyone a favor and self delete so I don't.

feels like shit I wanna die I really might KMS lol it's like being in hell on earth

Good reason to not kill urself is to witness scenes like these.

 

[Deleted member 22015]

Good reason to not kill urself is to witness scenes like these.

Too bad they don't happen IRL

 

[Deleted member 4362]

Do you have a car?

 

[Deleted member 22015]

Do you have a car?

No why

 

[Deleted member 4362]

No why

It’s over. The DriversLicensePill is brutal

 

[Deleted member 22015]

It’s over. The DriversLicensePill is brutal

I have a drivers license I just spent thousands getting it back after DUI. I might be able to borrow a car. I'm poverty line. Have degree in progress but dropped out because no pussy and no social skills which is a dumb reason not to finish college but it is what it is. Lacking college or skilled trade certification I will continue to be poverty line

 

[Deleted member 4362]

I have a drivers license I just spent thousands getting it back after DUI. I might be able to borrow a car. I'm poverty line. Have degree in progress but dropped out because no pussy and no social skills which is a dumb reason not to finish college but it is what it is. Lacking college or skilled trade certification I will continue to be poverty line

Most dudes drop out 4 that reason but Yh I was gonna recommend reckless driving jfl

 

[Deleted member 22015]

Most dudes drop out 4 that reason but Yh I was gonna recommend reckless driving jfl

Hell with reckless driving live reckless. I have not shit to lose. Thats why i dont wanna jerk off anymore and should just say fuck it and ask bitches to fuck. I'll probably fail but better to try, fail and then kms then sit here jerk off and then kms.

I'm glad u acknowledge that re: dudes in college. Everyone acts dumbfounded why girls finish college at alarming rates higher than guys. Here's why. Assuming a baseline degree of fucked up young adulthood for both genders, girls are more likely 2 receive enough help/support to straighten their shit out by the time they graduate, in the form of shrink or emotional support from friends which guys do not get cuz be a man. Also they receive steady dick thru college which helps with self image. It's just that the dick they get is like <10% of the dudes in college and that same pool of dick dudes also tends to dominate the pussy at college. The other 90% are jerking off in their dorms. It's the same social model outside of college too. Thats my diagnosis

 

[stamaster21]

Hell with reckless driving live reckless. I have not shit to lose. Thats why i dont wanna jerk off anymore and should just say fuck it and ask bitches to fuck. I'll probably fail but better to try, fail and then kms then sit here jerk off and then kms.

I'm glad u acknowledge that re: dudes in college. Everyone acts dumbfounded why girls finish college at alarming rates higher than guys. Here's why. Assuming a baseline degree of fucked up young adulthood for both genders, girls are more likely 2 receive enough help/support to straighten their shit out by the time they graduate, in the form of shrink or emotional support from friends which guys do not get cuz be a man. Also they receive steady dick thru college which helps with self image. It's just that the dick they get is like <10% of the dudes in college and that same pool of dick dudes also tends to dominate the pussy at college. The other 90% are jerking off in their dorms. It's the same social model outside of college too. Thats my diagnosis

I agree 100 percent most men that go to college are getting no pussy, some get lucky here and there but most are not getting consistant sex, literally 80-85 percent of women on the campus are all fucking the top 20 percent of men and just are being rotated by these men. Its easy to finish school when you can easily have sexual access to men 1-3 points higher in looks, and get social support. Their smv is so high it turns into social status and its easier for them to make friends if their not fat/obese.

Unlike for men not getting sex is failo-effect which lowers your social status among women and men, which makes it harder not only to get sexual access but also make male friends. Most of the dudes 80-85 percent are watching porn and jerking off.

 

[Deleted member 22015]

I agree 100 percent most men that go to college are getting no pussy, some get lucky here and there but most are not getting consistant sex, literally 80-85 percent of women on the campus are all fucking the top 20 percent of men and just are being rotated by these men. Its easy to finish school when you can easily have sexual access to men 1-3 points higher in looks, and get social support. Their smv is so high it turns into social status and its easier for them to make friends if their not fat/obese.

Unlike for men not getting sex is failo-effect which lowers your social status among women and men, which makes it harder not only to get sexual access but also make male friends. Most of the dudes 80-85 percent are watching porn and jerking off.

u said it. then the jerking off dudes like me come to the conclusion that between the debt, loneliness, lack of pussy and dubious nature of whether a degree will actually land them a better job, college blows, and drop out and become bitter lone wolves, possibly for life.

it doesn't even matter if they are fat or obese they will still fuck

i used to live next to a guy who rotated several girls and would have like 2-3 over at a time for orgies and i think he would even have like a new novelty girl every week or something. but he went to military school (he said). still remember him saying "if you went to military school you'd probably get pussy too." then my soul was crushed and i tripped on shrooms and ended up in the ER and then dropped out lul

i have 90 credits left for a bachelors. i was on campus for a week this fall and just got mean comments and bullshit from people and was like fuck that noise and dropped classes. idk if i will ever finish now

 

[Deleted member 20891]

You're a unique creation bro.

Think about it. You were the winner out of like 69 million sperms. And how many times has your dad creamed in your mum - that's trillions of sperms. And think about every single human being that creams inside women. Every single living thing on the planet and beyond that lives and has ever lived and will live.

Your existence is a fluke. You won the lottery of life.

You lost out of 69 million sperms if you get to live life as a subhuman

 

[Deleted member 22015]

You lost out of 69 million sperms if you get to live life as a subhuman

I've already wasted at least 69 million sperms and none of them went anywhere near a vagina