WHAT ARE SOME HIGH IQ LIES TO TELL FOR AQUALYX SWELLING

[egyptianslayr]

To parents and to friends, I don;t want anyone to think im weird also i mean the swelling

 

[Tesarossa]

a bee nutted on my face and i had an allergic reaction

 

[BleoodyOver]

To parents and to friends, I don;t want anyone to think im weird

idk say you are reselling it or smth

 

[egyptianslayr]

idk say you are reselling it or smth

myb I should rephrase. I mean the crazy swelling that comes wtih it

 

[BleoodyOver]

myb I should rephrase. I mean the crazy swelling that comes wtih it

oh right abt that ask chat gpt what could cause such swelling and maybe he will give u a good lie

 

[egyptianslayr]

bjmp

 

[DrRodger]

myb I should rephrase. I mean the crazy swelling that comes wtih it

Say you touched your face after you got poison ivy on your hands

 

[egyptianslayr]

Say you touched your face after you got poison ivy on your hands

alr bet I have some poison ivy in my backyard ima put sum on my hands to make it seem better

 

[fein]

To parents and to friends, I don;t want anyone to think im weird also i mean the swelling

Act dumb and play it off like u don’t know y or ig act rlly sad and annoyed if they ask and say smth vague abt bloating or eating tm and they should fuck off and get the hint if not js ignore them and they’ll get tired of asking u don’t owe them any explaining dude

 

[egyptianslayr]

bump

 

[Quetila]

doesn’t have to be high IQ u could really say anything

you’re overthinking and it’s making you overrate their investigation abilities

 

[Dancin]

just act like it aint there and if someone points it out just blame it on your sleep

 

[Quetila]

Or you could try the R9 method

Brazilian football legend Ronaldo Nazário debuted this look during the 2002 FIFA World Cup semi-finals against Turkey. He used the bizarre hairstyle as a intentional distraction to shift the media's focus away from the weight he had gained during the recovery of his leg and groin injuries. The plan worked perfectly: reporters constantly asked about the hair instead of pointing out his physical condition. He then scored the winning goal in that match and two more in the final to win the World Cup.

 

[egyptianslayr]

just act like it aint there and if someone points it out just blame it on your sleep

Doesnt the swelling at first get really bad?

 

[Dancin]

Doesnt the swelling at first get really bad?

true
just dont say anything that would make your parents nervous, like saying you walked into a wall when you werent looking works well enough

 

[yyk117]

tell them you're on a dirty bulk

 

[MoneyMaka]

just say the truth
anything else they will try and force you to go to the doctor

 

[bedrocian]

a bee nutted on my face and i had an allergic reaction