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GorgeousDevil
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So I'm considering getting a job, but since my dad cursed me with beta cuck genes I'm not exactly alpha-material. Are there any job roles that are naturally suitable for beta cucks like you and me?
I'm thinking:
*Snipers spotter. There's an actual army role consisting of a beta male following around a bad ass sniper just to basically get him coffee and high-five him whenever he does some bad ass sniping. Rumor has it that the snipers will sometimes send out their spotters on solo recon missions but only so he can bang their cheating wifes.
*Co-pilot. Basically just takes over the airplanes joystick when the real pilot is getting his dick sucked by a flight attendant. Rumor has it the pilot has actually engaged auto-pilot, but he's just letting the co-pilot THINK he's flying the plane so that he won't keep staring at his big hard cock
.
*Race car map reader. Long time ago a race car driver felt guilty for having bull cucked another man wife, so he let him tag along in one of his races. The cucked little man looked so gay sitting their with his nervous smile that the race car driver couldn't help himself but to give him a fake retarded task "I need you to tell me RIGHT when I need to turn right, and LEFT when I need to turn left", the race car driver thought it was so frikking hillarious he actually made it into a real thing, and since then it's a natural part of the sport to for drivers to invite the cuckolded husband as map reader.
Am I forgetting any?
I'm thinking:
*Snipers spotter. There's an actual army role consisting of a beta male following around a bad ass sniper just to basically get him coffee and high-five him whenever he does some bad ass sniping. Rumor has it that the snipers will sometimes send out their spotters on solo recon missions but only so he can bang their cheating wifes.
*Co-pilot. Basically just takes over the airplanes joystick when the real pilot is getting his dick sucked by a flight attendant. Rumor has it the pilot has actually engaged auto-pilot, but he's just letting the co-pilot THINK he's flying the plane so that he won't keep staring at his big hard cock
.
*Race car map reader. Long time ago a race car driver felt guilty for having bull cucked another man wife, so he let him tag along in one of his races. The cucked little man looked so gay sitting their with his nervous smile that the race car driver couldn't help himself but to give him a fake retarded task "I need you to tell me RIGHT when I need to turn right, and LEFT when I need to turn left", the race car driver thought it was so frikking hillarious he actually made it into a real thing, and since then it's a natural part of the sport to for drivers to invite the cuckolded husband as map reader.
Am I forgetting any?
