what are some things to lie abt on my resume

[Tneedtoimprove]

I want to be able to get away with ts too. I'm applying to mcdonalds, burgerking, wendys, dairy queen, and five guys. (Intentionally working near goyslop so I never want to eat it again)

 

[.orbitalcel]

bro its fucking fast food, they would hire a 5'3 retarded amputee it really doesnt matter

 

[Tneedtoimprove]

bro its fucking fast food, they would hire a 5'3 retarded amputee it really doesnt matter

I'm 15. I applied to most at 14 (its legal to work at 14 in the state im in) but no one hired me, so I'm waiting until 16.

 

[DominoDominus]

js lie about anything tbh js say you had experience from a state further away

 

[Tneedtoimprove]

js lie about anything tbh js say you had experience from a state further away

What if I include myself as a reference, make a fake phone number from a couple states away using textnow and reference myself.

 

[DominoDominus]

What if I include myself as a reference, make a fake phone number from a couple states away using textnow and reference myself.

js ask friends from other states to borrow their number but yeah do traht