Scandi.
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Thats fucking right G48 is gonna be my lucky year ay![]()
7.3 incher is goodSince I've last measured 6'1
Germanic
Could be around mmtn if I rated myself
7'3 incher

17Not bad
How old?
good enough7.3 incher is good
5'd
Mltn
White
7 inches
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Oh wait, mltn is not that goodNot bad
How old?
So you’re 6’4 while frauding with shoes and heightboosters?good enough
if I frauded my height I reach 6'4 mirin for me
exactlySo you’re 6’4 while frauding with shoes and heightboosters?
Tales6'6
9% BF
10 inch cock
Mirin, do you get women?exactly
Hltn without acnes tho accutane doing its jobOh wait, mltn is not that good
Like 5 foids in my dms still a virgin thoughMirin, do you get women?
Yeah its good that you’re on accutaneHltn without acnes tho accutane doing its job
10th percentile on looksmax6'6
9% BF
10 inch cock
185 IQ
Brutal if you’re not lying for incel validation5’4
norwoodcell curry
lltn
non circumcised 3 inch
5 foids actively wanting ti hang out?Like 5 foids in my dms still a virgin though
2 wanna hangout other 3 are just some friends I text with5 foids actively wanting ti hang out?
Or?
Brutal if you’re not lying for incel validation
Not bad, are they gl enough to take your virginity or do you want to slay «the one»2 wanna hangout other 3 are just some friends I text with
I'm not on the slaying shit but one of them is pretty gl she is blonde and has green eyes perfect for me the other one is an Arab she's pretty cuteNot bad, are they gl enough to take your virginity or do you want to slay «the one»
Why do you not want to slay any of them?I'm not on the slaying shit but one of them is pretty gl she is blonde and has green eyes perfect for me the other one is an Arab she's pretty cute
Slaying is not for me I'm good with a gl gfWhy do you not want to slay any of them?
Yeah but you haven’t tried slaying cuhSlaying is not for me I'm good with a gl gf
Nah I'll stay loyalYeah but you haven’t tried slaying cuh
And would you not slay your gl gf?
How are you not staying loyal to your gf if you have sex with her.Nah I'll stay loyal
sex with whomHow are you not staying loyal to your gf if you have sex with her.


You said you will stay loyal. Stay loyal to who?sex with whom
Not bad not bad5'9 (at 15)
whigga
lhtn or about there
6.5incher
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With the blonde foidYou said you will stay loyal. Stay loyal to who?
Yeah why don’t you wanna slay the blonde foid?With the blonde foid
The arab is just a friend
5'9 is just average height so ig its just fineNot bad not bad
Damn bruh…5'6
moroccan/mulatto
severely narrow frame
6inch
Like I said I will stay loyalYeah why don’t you wanna slay the blonde foid?
I just think slaying is having sexLike I said I will stay loyal
Because isn't "slaying" just fucking someone and leaving?
I do wanna have sex and only with herI just think slaying is having sex
Like get a slay. Like have sex with someone
Maybe i got it wrong.
But yeah, don’t you want to have sex with the blonde girl
Sounds peak asf, go get her G its easy pickings.I do wanna have sex and only with her
If she cheats I'll have a sidechick nearby
But she won't cheat because she is glued to me like heavily obsessed I'm the only male in her dms
I'm gonna try to get closer ykwimSounds peak asf, go get her G its easy pickings.
Yeah i noticed that aswellNot a single person who gave an answer was shorter than 6'1 or had a dick smaller than 7 inches. Jfl
Good luck GI'm gonna try to get closer ykwim
99 percent success rate doe
6'5 WASP HTN, 8 inch dick , girthy too.Lemme start
6’3
Nordic/white
Hmtn
7 inch dick, i haven’t measured girth but its not great.
6'3Lemme start
6’3
Nordic/white
Hmtn
7 inch dick, i haven’t measured girth but its not great.
Niggas account got hacked by @CelestialEmpire6'5 WASP HTN, 8 inch dick , girthy too.
Are you indian?6'3
indian
Hltn
7 incher
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Niggas account got hacked by @CelestialEmpire