What basement theories/pills have you crafted up?

[Deleted member 19174]

We need a good basement theory thread. I’ve already come up with two accurate theorys. The Beastpill and the Pygmypill (pygmypill is still getting worked out)

Comment theories/pills you’ve crafted up.

@whiteissuperior @ascension @HarrierDuBois @zv1212 @Obito

@ReadBooksEveryday

 

[BrendioEEE]

0

 

[aBetterMii]

Cozy emo/alt princess gf pill

 

[Deleted member 19174]

0

 

[Deleted member 15067]

Micro expressions theory that if you aren’t fully capable socially it’s expressed in ur face and body language and people detect u as aspie subconsciously regardless of looks

 

[EXTREME SUBHUMAN]

Homeless guy pill. Just look homeless but good looking and people will go out of there way to make your life a lot better. but if ur gl and dress like a middle class they will think ur life is already good.

 

[BrendioEEE]

 

[JackTheKnife]

Chad live exclusively on Pizza.

 

[Obito]

I was original pusher of nichepill
being nichemaxxed is everything

 

[Deleted member 19174]

Micro expressions theory that if you aren’t fully capable socially it’s expressed in ur face and body language and people detect u as aspie subconsciously regardless of looks

This shit is 100% real

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Permajutting + hgh can fix overbite at any age theory

 

[Deleted member 29581]

Situational context pill, you could be rejected by a ltb yet approached by a stacy depending on 3 things, the time, the place, who you and she are with and what you or she is doing.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Elongationpill

You can gain 4cms from hanging ur spine, and neck.

 

[Deleted member 19174]

Elongationpill

You can gain 4cms from hanging ur spine, and neck.

wouldn’t all that height just compress back down instantly?

 

[rubberduck]

Pizzapill (exercise is more important than diet)
Sunpill (sun exposure does not harm the skin nor your health)
Gaypill (women are attracted to gay men, be vain and obsessed with ur appearance & be disgusted by women then you’ll get more women)

Another thing I’ve noticed on dating apps that let you click like on a specific pic instead of just swiping right, such as Hinge, click like on the sluttiest pic. Got 10x more matches ever since I started doing that. If you click like on her face selfie you seem beta, if she thinks you only want to fuck she’ll crave a relationship.

 

[ascension]

Low T theory
Dravidian Rizzpill theory

 

[Deleted member 19174]

Oh fuck, how could I have forgotten?

Fatbastardpill and the icecreampill. Two of my other creations.

 

[Deleted member 19174]

Low T theory
Dravidian Rizzpill theory

Low T Theory is real and no one can convince me otherwise

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

wouldn’t all that height just compress back down instantly?

Yeah no shit

Long term nigga

 

[Deleted member 19174]

I was original pusher of nichepill
being nichemaxxed is everything

This applies to alot of things in life, not just dating. Focus on a niche and stay there.

 

[RecessedChinCel]

Playboy Carti pill

It’s over if you weren’t born Carti

 

[whiteissuperior]

its impossible for white man to be incel

 

[Deleted member 19174]

its impossible for white man to be incel

Sfcels would say blacks can’t be incel (not true)

 

[Deleted member 4362]

Sfcels would say blacks can’t be incel (not true)

I’m not a sfcel but it’s true it’s impossible

 

[Deleted member 19174]

I’m not a sfcel but it’s true it’s impossible

 

[Sub0]

Permajutting + hgh can fix overbite at any age theory

Expand on this, I have overbite coz of just two tooth

 

[lelouch]

Situational context pill, you could be rejected by a ltb yet approached by a stacy depending on 3 things, the time, the place, who you and she are with and what you or she is doing.

So true I've tried saying this before timing in life is everything in general, fellow lorenzo avi high iq

 

[whiteissuperior]

I’m not a sfcel but it’s true it’s impossible

ur incel

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Expand on this, I have overbite coz of just two tooth

This is the herbst device:

Its used to fix overbites in children by basicly forcing them in to a jutted position 24/7 which infact grows the jaw forward

The reason it doesnt work in adults is because the jaw isnt *significantly* growing anymore.
But if we somehow rekindle the jaw growth and force the lower jaw in to a more outward position, we should see it grow forward.

To add ontop of that; hgh/acromegaly can cause underbite alone in adulthood, But you would need very high doses which isnt very affordable to a lot of people.

Im not going to try this theory as my bite is already normally aligned, but I would definitely love to see someone try it.

 

[Sub0]

This is the herbst device:
View attachment 2303011

Its used to fix overbites in children by basicly forcing them in to a jutted position 24/7 which infact grows the jaw forward

The reason it doesnt work in adults is because the jaw isnt *significantly* growing anymore.
But if we somehow rekindle the jaw growth and force the lower jaw in to a more outward position, we should see it grow forward.

To add ontop of that; hgh/acromegaly can cause underbite alone in adulthood, But you would need very high doses which isnt very affordable to a lot of people.

Im not going to try this theory as my bite is already normally aligned, but I would definitely love to see someone try it.

My overbite is happening coz both of my lateral incisors are pushing forward, I remember when I was a kid when they're were growing I used to lick them from behind, so they just pushed forward, it's nothing serious but giving me protruding lips, it doesn't really affects my front profile but easily seen in my side profile

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

My overbite is happening coz both of my lateral incisors are pushing forward, I remember when I was a kid when they're were growing I used to lick them from behind, so they just pushed forward, it's nothing serious but giving me protruding lips, it doesn't really affects my front profile but easily seen in my side profile

Sounds like you have a dental overbite and not a skeletal one which means yours is entirely fixable with just braces tbh

 

[Bushman]

McDonaldspill
Shoesizepill
Namepill
Nephilim Theory (Nephpill)
Just be funny Theory
Just Be Jewish Theory

Vitamin D and Crime Theory
Toxoplasmosis creates Nigcels Conjecture

 

[Obito]

its impossible for white man to be incel

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

First of all can I just say , huge huge respect for not tagging me alongside other subhumans . @HarrierDuBois you can learn something here ..

As for theories I have crafted up. The narcisstic oofy pill is going to be an absolute banger. It is basically be extremely narcisstic whilst being oofy -(95% of the forum has it) . It is a secret cheatcode for a lifetime of semen retention . Semen retention = life force = huge chances of being successful

 

[Deleted member 18582]

The Arvidpill theory contemplates the notion of an enlightenment-inducing pill that unveils the fundamental truths underlying the human experience.

Assumptions:

1. Consciousness-Altering Substance: The theory assumes the existence of a substance that, when ingested, interacts with the brain's neural processes and facilitates an enhanced perception and understanding of consciousness and reality.
2. Metaphysical Insights: The Arvidpill is postulated to provide individuals with deep insights into metaphysical questions, such as the nature of existence, the boundaries of reality, and the true essence of consciousness.
3. Experiential Transformation: Consumption of the Arvidpill is hypothesized to induce a transformative experience that transcends ordinary human perception, leading to profound philosophical and spiritual realizations.

Mechanism of Action:

1. Ingestion: The Arvidpill is ingested orally, and its chemical compounds are absorbed into the bloodstream, eventually reaching the brain.
2. Neural Interaction: The compounds within the Arvidpill interact with specific neural receptors and biochemical pathways, triggering alterations in brain activity and processes related to consciousness.
3. Expanded Awareness: The Arvidpill expands an individual's awareness, enabling them to perceive the underlying fabric of reality and experience a heightened sense of interconnectedness with the universe.
4. Metaphysical Insights: Users of the Arvidpill gain profound insights into the nature of consciousness, the illusory nature of reality, and the interconnectedness of all things, leading to a deeper understanding of existence.
5. Transcendence of Boundaries: The Arvidpill allows users to transcend the limitations of conventional perception, facilitating experiences of expanded consciousness, ego dissolution, and unity with the larger cosmos.
6. Spiritual Awakening: Consumption of the Arvidpill is hypothesized to trigger a spiritual awakening, leading to a profound shift in an individual's perspective, values, and existential understanding.

Benefits and Implications:

1. Profound Realizations: Similar to the Black Pill in The Matrix, the Arvidpill grants users access to profound insights about the nature of consciousness, reality, and existence, enabling them to perceive and understand fundamental truths.
2. Expanded Consciousness: Users experience an expanded state of consciousness, transcending ordinary perception and gaining access to heightened realms of awareness and interconnectedness.
3. Spiritual Growth: The Arvidpill facilitates spiritual growth and transformation, leading to personal development, enhanced well-being, and a deeper sense of purpose and meaning.
4. Existential Considerations: The theory raises existential questions concerning the implications of profound insights gained through the Arvidpill, including the potential challenges of integrating this expanded understanding into one's daily life and existing belief systems.

It's important to emphasize that the theory of the Arvidpill is purely hypothetical and intended for conceptual exploration. Its analogical association with the Black Pill from The Matrix serves as a narrative framework for contemplating the potential implications of consciousness-altering substances and the exploration of profound existential questions.

 

[enchanted_elixir]

wouldn’t all that height just compress back down instantly?

Abuse glucosamine and chondroitin and that could prevent decompression, at least to some degree

 

[enchanted_elixir]

I’m not a sfcel but it’s true it’s impossible

I can count Amy black incels,
They all got glasses or sound white though and are MTN max lol

 

[enchanted_elixir]

This is the herbst device:
View attachment 2303011

Its used to fix overbites in children by basicly forcing them in to a jutted position 24/7 which infact grows the jaw forward

The reason it doesnt work in adults is because the jaw isnt *significantly* growing anymore.
But if we somehow rekindle the jaw growth and force the lower jaw in to a more outward position, we should see it grow forward.

To add ontop of that; hgh/acromegaly can cause underbite alone in adulthood, But you would need very high doses which isnt very affordable to a lot of people.

Im not going to try this theory as my bite is already normally aligned, but I would definitely love to see someone try it.

I'll consider

 

[enchanted_elixir]

McDonaldspill
Shoesizepill
Namepill
Nephilim Theory (Nephpill)
Just be funny Theory
Just Be Jewish Theory

Vitamin D and Crime Theory
Toxoplasmosis creates Nigcels Conjecture

Namepill isn't even a theory.