What birthday presents should I ask for?

[Youㅤ]

My parents always buy me stuff for my birthday so I might as well seize the opportunity to get some useful stuff. Problem is, there’s no product that I desire.

I want something useful. The obvious thing to do is to ask for money, but I’d like to think of something else.

I don’t have any hobbies or anything, and I don’t care about toys and such, clothes, or whatever people normally get.

I’d appreciate anything that is useful to my objectives:

1. Learning about aging
2. Anti-aging
3. Ascending
4. Getting girls
5. Getting rich

Side note: over; I’m not looking forward to my birthday one bit, especially because it’s a Monday so I’ll be forced to go to school (prison) where nobody likes me. Might actually rope.

@Eriot Lodger

 

[Gonthar]

Some gym equipment to train at home, a gravity table or gravity boots...

 

[Deleted member 22124]

A watch
Driver's license or driving lessons
The latest cellphone

 

[Youㅤ]

Some gym equipment to train at home, a gravity table or gravity boots...

I already have gym equipment but I’m too lazy to use it

Gravity boots look cool I guess

 

[Youㅤ]

A watch
Driver's license or driving lessons
The latest cellphone

Good ideas, I have 2 watches but both have issues

I’m getting my drivers liscense soon my phone is an iPhone 12

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

1. Learning about aging
2. Anti-aging
3. Ascending
4. Getting girls
5. Getting rich

Children blood and new drippy clothes and accessories

 

[Deleted member 32285]

an escort

 

[Youㅤ]

an escort

 

[ph4ntom]

an escort

good idea @Youㅤ

 

[thenewhebbe]

Lucky

 

[Youㅤ]

Lucky

Luck is relative, but I’d say being a friendless, kissless, hugless, holdhandless, lonely virgin incel is unlucky

 

[Deleted member 31971]

Money

 

[Deleted member 52057]

nuclear bomb