What can I do to ascend? M25

Nathan Fielder

Nathan Fielder

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I’m 5’5”, Filipino, 160lbs and a virgin
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You asked for advice wtf? You're visibly not at an ideal body fat percentage so I gave you the best advice I could. You need to fucking get your ego and emotions in check otherwise you are never going to progress
 
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You asked for advice wtf? You're visibly not at an ideal body fat percentage so I gave you the best advice I could. You need to fucking get your ego and emotions in check otherwise you are never going to progress
he asked for advice and he's complaining when ppl give it to him :lul:
 
very mogger
 
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You asked for advice wtf? You're visibly not at an ideal body fat percentage so I gave you the best advice I could. You need to fucking get your ego and emotions in check otherwise you are never going to progress
@Norm Macdonald this guy is jealous of ur mogger appearance he mentioned "ego" dw ur good looking just focus on the personality
 
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I see this comments, before you take offense to what im abt to say its constructive crit you fat fuck!

But anyways as others said, lose weight! you should also look into invisalign if they offer that in your thrid world country? get better hair and get a hair cut.. fix your eye area, and look into rhinoplasty..
Don’t call me a fat fuck bro
 
nigga how the fuck are you a virgin at 25 you sad fucking bum, For starters take the fucking advice put the fork down but this isnt the issue niggas slay atleast ONCE when fat your issue is your fucking attitude, You wont take the most obvious advice like look in the fucking mirror any one with four brain cells would know to ascend at your age it would be to drop BF, but fix your personaility just telling by the way you speak not being open and close minded like a reddit mod tells me that your like this everywhere you fucking loser. Drop the fork and buy a treadmill :lul:
 
nigga how the fuck are you a virgin at 25 you sad fucking bum, For starters take the fucking advice put the fork down but this isnt the issue niggas slay atleast ONCE when fat your issue is your fucking attitude, You wont take the most obvious advice like look in the fucking mirror any one with four brain cells would know to ascend at your age it would be to drop BF, but fix your personaility just telling by the way you speak not being open and close minded like a reddit mod tells me that your like this everywhere you fucking loser. Drop the fork and buy a treadmill :lul:
Cortisol on high alert
 
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Cortisol on high alert
nigga do you think i care if i have high cortisol, You have high BODYFAT. your body is constantly high cortisol your triglycrides reading is off the charts my nigga, your door dash #1 coustumer, Typed this all on 120/60 66bpm btw. you on the other hand your on hypertension 3
 
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nigga do you think i care if i have high cortisol, You have high BODYFAT. your body is constantly high cortisol your triglycrides reading is off the charts my nigga, your door dash #1 coustumer, Typed this all on 120/60 66bpm btw. you on the other hand your on hypertension 3
Leave me alone shit head. Idc im fat
 
Leave me alone shit head. Idc im fat
Then gtf of the forums your never gonna ascend if you dont lose weight fatty, and your injuring your health more by being obese then the kids spamming 500 tren on here retard
 
Then gtf of the forums your never gonna ascend if you dont lose weight fatty, and your injuring your health more by being obese then the kids spamming 500 tren on here retard
Fuck you guy
 
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You mog me hard. You look better than me facially
 
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1 mg of reta
300 mg of test c
400 mg of tren a
5 iu NovoLog pre and post
pray before bed and when you wake up up to what ever god you believe in
 
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Lose some weight, I'm sure you can find millions of courses about this online so hopefully I don't need to explain, get contacts instead of glasses, you can even get them in a different colour if you like, but for your ethnicity you could probably only get away with hazel, fix haircut, something I'm sure you can find tons of information online for, if you're interested in hardmaxxing maybe try slim your nose with a rhinoplasty or https://looksmax.org/threads/updated-nose-size-reduction-via-softmaxing-guide.1324837/ you could try this nose slimming guide, and use minnoxidil on your eyebrows to make them a bit denser, but they're not that bad. You have great skin though ngl
 
Lose some weight, I'm sure you can find millions of courses about this online so hopefully I don't need to explain, get contacts instead of glasses, you can even get them in a different colour if you like, but for your ethnicity you could probably only get away with hazel, fix haircut, something I'm sure you can find tons of information online for, if you're interested in hardmaxxing maybe try slim your nose with a rhinoplasty or https://looksmax.org/threads/updated-nose-size-reduction-via-softmaxing-guide.1324837/ you could try this nose slimming guide, and use minnoxidil on your eyebrows to make them a bit denser, but they're not that bad. You have great skin though ngl
DNR
 
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1 mg of reta
300 mg of test c
400 mg of tren a
5 iu NovoLog pre and post
pray before bed and when you wake up up to what ever god you believe in
Dnrd
 
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No way you've been a member since 2024 and look like this???
 
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It's not his pics he's been a member since 2024
Are you really doubting such a trusted and reliable member
He’s ascended you guys are just haters
 
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4/10 ragebait. thank you for forcing the masses to use their brains
 
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