What do I say to my parents to go out to parties, they dont fw drugs and my mom thinks like if im in a 5 cm radius of a girl im gonna get her pregant

[Rothschild]

shits so stupid lowkey i fw drugs heavy but these bluepilled currycel motherfuckers of parents are strict asf and dont want me going out late even though im 16 like damn im not gonna get kidnapped or some shit

anyways like any1 know what i should say my parents?