What do lotion and tissues have to do with masturbation

[RODEBLUR]

Saw this in a thread of mine

Had a picture with hand gel to wash my hands and tissues for when i'm sneezing in the corner

But guy said this

What do they have to do with masturbation ? What's the correlation

 

[Deleted member 10042]

Lotion is for less friction when tugging it
Tissue is what u spread your genome into

 

[RODEBLUR]

Lotion is for less friction when tugging it
Tissue is what u spread your genome into

That sounds like a waste of money

High T niggas like me don't use anything and let it dry

 

[Deleted member 7651]

Lotion is for less friction when tugging it
Tissue is what u spread your genome into

sadly rodeblur s dad ran out of tissues 9 months before this nigga was born .

 

[Deleted member 10042]

That sounds like a waste of money

High T niggas like me don't use anything and let it dry

So what do you coom in a sock?

 

[RODEBLUR]

sadly rodeblur s dad ran out of tissues 9 months before this nigga was born .

that's funny, our family literally moved countries so i could be born in a first world country. you can't get more planned than that. unlike my 5'6'' brother, who was born 5 years earlier and was an unexpected unplanned birth. suck to suck

 

[RODEBLUR]

So what do you coom in a sock?

No? I just coom. Nothing to it

Why would you coom in a sock

 

[.*my*.]

No? I just coom. Nothing to it

Why would you coom in a sock

Disgusting inkwell

 

[Deleted member 10042]

Is this how you wank op

 

[RODEBLUR]

Disgusting inkwell

ah nigga don't hate me cuz i'm beautiful

 

[RODEBLUR]

Is this how you wank op

dunno maybe the video don't play since my device doesn't play videos

 

[TITUS]

Jews and their shabbos need lotion to masturbate due to being circumcised. Normal human beings can masturbate without those aids.

 

[RODEBLUR]

Jews and their shabbos need lotion to masturbate due to being circumcised. Normal human beings can masturbate without those aids.

Indeed. I'm not circumcised so i don't need it

Superior

 

[Mastermind]

Keeping them close to each other is the no.1 sign you're a coomer, the guy is perfectly right

 

[RODEBLUR]

Keeping them close to each other is the no.1 sign you're coomer, the guy is perfectly right

I am coomer but i don't own lotion i had hand sanitizer there

I don't need tissues or lotion to coom and i am confused why there was a link so that's why i made this thread

 

[Mastermind]

I am coomer but i don't own lotion i had hand sanitizer there

I don't need tissues or lotion to coom and i am confused why there was a link so that's why i made this thread

Then he has just confused your sanitizer for a lotion. Chill jesus.

 

[RODEBLUR]

Then he has just confused your sanitizer for a lotion. Chill jesus.

Bro i am chill who said i wasn't chill? Miss me with that projecting shit