What do you classify as ascending? GTFIH FOR TRUTH (PICS INCLUDED)

[Vain786]

The above guy is hasan piker, went from fat fuck latino to "chad" or some people will say he is gigachad

Most will say "HE ASCENDED BROOO ", "DAMN BRO HE WORKED HARD!!"

THE TRUTH:

Spoiler: BLACKPILLED TRUTH

NAH THAT SHIT IS NOT ASCENSION. HE DID THE BARE MINIMUM OF NOT BEING A FAT FUCK AND SUDDENLY HAS THE EASIEST LIFE EVER.

HE DIDNT HAVE THE PUT IN EFFORT. HE DIDNT HAVE TO MEW AND BONEMASH FOR YEARS LIKE @Salludon AND VAIN786 (ME)

IF YOU CLASSIFY THIS AS ASCENSION, I CLASSIFY YOU AS BLUEPILLED CUCKLORD.

So what counts as ascension ?? do you think he ascended

 

[Deleted member 22230]

shutup curry. You still ugly

 

[Vain786]

shutup curry. You still ugly

mog you and him to gandy heaven big nose

 

[Indo_Chad]

Working out and putting the fork down is legit the only thing out there that would ascend 90% of people

 

[Deleted member 17531]

Put the fork down theory is legit
@averagejoe

 

[Deleted member 22230]

mog you and him to gandy heaven big nose

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you don't mog hasan piker

 

[Vain786]

Working out and putting the fork down is legit the only thing out there that would ascend 90% of people

what about mewing, bonesmashing and every other softmax

a diet is the easiest shit in the world

 

[Vain786]

you don't mog hasan piker

 

[Deprived]

Put the fork down theory is legit
@averagejoe

It becomes so simple once you start counting calories tbh

 

[Indo_Chad]

what about mewing, bonesmashing

Meme

softmax

Grooming, NT hairstyle, good style, skincare

Legit AF

 

[Vain786]

Grooming, NT hairstyle, good style, skincare

Legit AF

mewing bonesmash isnt a meme

also, everything u mentioned is something hasan didnt have to do
which was my point, what he did is not ascension but people will worship him as chad

@Seth Walsh thoughts

 

[Indo_Chad]

mewing bonesmash isnt a meme

also, everything u mentioned is something hasan didnt have to do
which was my point, what he did is not ascension but people will worship him as chad

Grooming, NT hairstyle, good style, skincare

Legit AF

^ To prove my point

 

[Vain786]

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^ To prove my point

that looks good on picture, but irl no one has anime thickness SHINY hair nigga (ESPECIALLY NOT FROM GROOMING) you either have it or dont. even barretts hair isnt that good

u only proved photoshop theory

 

[Indo_Chad]

that looks good on picture, but irl no one has anime thickness SHINY hair nigga (ESPECIALLY NOT FROM GROOMING) you either have it or dont. even barretts hair isnt that good

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u only proved photoshop theory

Nigga I was referring to style, you can have this if you get it done in a nice place (just not shiny)

 

[Deprived]

that looks good on picture, but irl no one has anime thickness SHINY hair nigga (ESPECIALLY NOT FROM GROOMING) you either have it or dont. even barretts hair isnt that good

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u only proved photoshop theory

We have similar hair texture, mines a little less curly but yeah. Your hair looks damaged and you should try co-washing or using shampoo less often