Xangsane
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Guess againTom Flooz
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@Artemis Made a pollProbably died
Well, he is a motorcycle rider...
Well, he is a motorcycle rider...
And as we know there are only 2 types of motorcyclists:
1) The ones that already fell from the motorcycle
2) The ones that are to fall from the motorcycle
And he also flew planes. Over for him.
As you see, primitive Chadguar's life in the nature is short-lived. More self-conscious solitary animals, like Incelpards, hunt at night, do not use dangerous tools, and avoid large packs of Chadguars, preferring to catch their pray from Tinder. Thus, Incelpards live almost 70 years, undisturbed. The most common cause for death is insufficient respiration due to closed airways, caused by small recessed jaws.
Meanwhile, Chaguars ride motorcycles, fly planes, have sex unprotected, and fight other Chadguars for the domination over the low-tier Becky from a dumpster. Some of Chadguars succeed and evolve, giving birth to Chadigator. Chadigator is the same as Chadguar, but has a lot of money so can afford the best healthcare to treat broken legs from motorcycle falls, and inflamed cock from penicillin-resistant gonorrhoea.
This Chadguar did not manage to evolve most probably. Let us mourn him. Brutal.
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Nature is beautiful.
Tom Cruise: lite - could have been a worldwide famous movie star if he joined scientology like good 'ol tom.
Tom Cruise: lite - could have been a worldwide famous movie star if he joined scientology like good 'ol tom.