Serious What does it mean if people get shocked that I have a girlfriend?

[Deleted member 62760]

They will be like
“bro what? Theres no way you got a gf”
“Nah bro show proof its gotta be fake”
“Is it an e-girlfriend?”

Or being visibly shocked

Don’t be a retard and say “brooo bc youre ugly” bc its not that. what could be some reasons?

 

[Deleted member 131328]

what could be some reasons?

You approached your friends with the wrong lines, you've gotta get a good suit and fragrance first

 

[anthony111553]

that ur asian

 

[Volksstaffel]

They will be like
“bro what? Theres no way you got a gf”
“Nah bro show proof its gotta be fake”
“Is it an e-girlfriend?”

Or being visibly shocked

Don’t be a retard and say “brooo bc youre ugly” bc its not that. what could be some reasons?

It's because you're chad

 

[Deleted member 62760]

that ur asian

Beat the odds

 

[cpedy]

They will be like
“bro what? Theres no way you got a gf”
“Nah bro show proof its gotta be fake”
“Is it an e-girlfriend?”

Or being visibly shocked

Don’t be a retard and say “brooo bc youre ugly” bc its not that. what could be some reasons?

Brutal your prob anti social or ugly

 

[Deleted member 62760]

It's because you're chad

I guess i was so damn good looking theyre surprised im not gay

 

[cpedy]

Or autistic

 

[Deleted member 93434]

Im gonna hold your balls when i say this

 

[Deleted member 62760]

Brutal your prob anti social or ugly

Probably first one. Even my own parents told me that i seem awkward

 

[Deleted member 62760]

Im gonna hold your balls when i say this

No cope i was rated like high mtn on avg and i dress decent

 

[cpedy]

Probably first one. Even my own parents told me that i seem awkward

That’s prob why then