what exactly do girls do when they go to the bathroom?

[Deleted member 21735]

both girls i have gone out with, they went to the bathroom, without their phones or bags, and were in there for like 20 minutes. i have heard about women doing this stuff but i thought it was just myths.

 

[Vermilioncore]

They were taking massive shits or simply waiting for time to pass by so they can come back and say “omg I’m just feeling horrible I need to go home”

 

[autistic_tendencies]

They all make out have sex pillow fight etc

 

[Deleted member 27152]

They have lesbian sex.

 

[mike oxlong]

They are getting fucked by the Chad they brought to kill the time waiting for your date to end.

 

[Deleted member 27152]

They are getting fucked by the Chad they brought to kill the time waiting for your date to end.

There are no "Chads" in women's bathrooms. If you see a man in a woman's bathroom it's gonna be a tranny JFL

 

[The Grinch]

They don’t go there to poop, because women never poop and their farts smell like perfume!

 

[Deleted member 21735]

simply waiting for time to pass by so they can come back and say “omg I’m just feeling horrible I need to go home”

that was true for my itis but the first girl was with me for like 4 hours

 

[Deleted member 21735]

They all make out have sex pillow fight etc

by themselves?

 

[Vermilioncore]

that was true for my itis but the first girl was with me for like 4 hours

I don’t know what to tell you buddy. That shit never happened to me.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

They don’t go there to poop, because women never poop and their farts smell like perfume!

you know, my hs crush was probably like that cuz she was aetheric. my itis though....

 

[Deleted member 21735]

I don’t know what to tell you buddy. That shit never happened to me.

it only happens to ugly incels like me....

 

[The Grinch]

you know, my hs crush was probably like that cuz she was aetheric. my itis though....

Bet she never poops, bro

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Bet she never poops, bro

pooped a lot lmao

 

[OldRooster]

Men in India buy the Urine of fertile women and use it as an aphrodsisiac. So in most public Women's rooms there are metered receptacles that collect and weigh the urine. Later on the urine is tested to confirm it is from a fertile female. Upon confirmation the women are credited $$ to the credit card they swiped at the time of Urination. Obviously there is additional time required to swipe the card, collect and weigh the urine.

 

[Deleted member 27152]

They don’t go there to poop, because women never poop and their farts smell like perfume!

Jew propaganda, if women don't poop, why do they always say they need to go to the bathroom for a minute when I talk to them?

Spoiler

 

[Deleted member 24278]

Not fucking you