What excuse should you give when you move to SEA?

[Deleted member 17829]

When SEA girls ask why ive moved to some shithole country they're kinda suspicious like why you would do that since they dream about coming to the west.

So I just say my country UK is expensive af to live and has no sun. so I wanted to come to a country that is less expensive to live and has really nice sunny weather and beaches etc.

But they usualyl say some shit like 'I see' very condescendingly or still are suspicious after I say that

What tf else should i say?

I'd say its a valid reason but they dont seem to buy it

 

[Kekee]

Tell them you came for that tight Jungle Gook Pussy.

 

[aBetterMii]

Act myserious, dont give them a reason

 

[Deleted member 17829]

Act myserious, dont give them a reason

but then they'll assume im the genetic failure jbwmaxxcoper that i am

 

[aBetterMii]

but then they'll assume im the genetic failure jbwmaxxcoper that i am

Just go on slaycations once a year

 

[Deleted member 17723]

excited to hear the tales from the slums of Manilla

 

[Deleted member 15674]

Who cares they still want your dick

 

[Gonthar]

When SEA girls ask why ive moved to some shithole country they're kinda suspicious like why you would do that since they dream about coming to the west.

Just tell them: "Japan - number one country in the world! I love everything about it: the people, the history, the culture - Nintendo, Pokemon, Dragon Ball, etc. - I grew up with these things and always wanted to move here eventually!"

 

[Detona]

Just tell them the truth: southeast Asian women are the world's highest quality, most feminine women and you came there for them.


Point out to them that southeast Asia has experienced male based migration from the lofty Chinese civilizations for thousands of years, for the very same reason. Then watch as their jaws drop and they start dancing.


"Honesty is always the best policy" - George Washington

 

[Deleted member 17829]

Just go on slaycations once a year

im not high enough SMV to slay i just want a normal gf

 

[Deleted member 17829]

Just tell them the truth: southeast Asian women are the world's highest quality, most feminine women and you came there for them.


Point out to them that southeast Asia has experienced male based migration from the lofty Chinese civilizations for thousands of years, for the very same reason. Then watch as their jaws drop and they start dancing.


"Honesty is always the best policy" - George Washington

damn dont you think they would be a bit weirded out by that

I feel like they'd assume i had to SEAmaxx cos no western women wanted me or wanted to be feminine around me

 

[hebbewem]

You like the warm weather you like the food culture and the people

 

[Detona]

damn dont you think they would be a bit weirded out by that

I feel like they'd assume i had to SEAmaxx cos no western women wanted me or wanted to be feminine around me

Nope. They will be charmed and flattered.

Also, Asian women are already aware that white women are beneath them on the sexual hierarchy. They're aware that white women can never "act" more feminine than they naturally are.

 

[Detona]

You like the warm weather you like the food culture and the people

Pfft. Let's get real, nobody like the tropics and its constant humidity, huge ass spiders and reptiles, diseases, and fish. Nobody would move to these countries if the women there didn't exist.

 

[Deleted member 17829]

Pfft. Let's get real, nobody like the tropics and its constant humidity, huge ass spiders and reptiles, diseases, and fish. Nobody would move to these countries if the women there didn't exist.

i would? it mogs UK shit cloudy weather to be able to have nice sun and beaches etc

 

[ROTTING]

I feel like they'd assume i had to SEAmaxx cos no western women wanted me or wanted to be feminine around me

Everyone with half a brain would assume that ngl.
Many noodlewhores KNOW but they don't really care that much so just make up some common excuses and be done with it.

 

[Deleted member 17829]

Everyone with half a brain would assume that ngl.
Many noodlewhores KNOW but they don't really care that much so just make up some common excuses and be done with it.

yeah true

 

[Deleted member 18436]

Because i was bored of white pussy you pan face fucking whore i do as a wish not like you 3rd world shithole resident by force

 

[Deleted member 17829]

Because i was bored of white pussy you pan face fucking whore i do as a wish not like you 3rd world shithole resident by force

caged

 

[Deleted member 17829]

Because i was bored of white pussy you pan face fucking whore i do as a wish not like you 3rd world shithole resident by force

ill say this next time someone asks me and show u their reaction

 

[Deleted member 18436]

ill say this next time someone asks me and show u their reaction

The pan face woman kind want to know why you should never tell them why when you have nothing to gain. Lie always.

 

[Deleted member 17829]

The pan face woman kind want to know why you should never tell them why when you have nothing to gain. Lie always.

what should i say then?

 

[AlexBrown84]

I usually just say because it’s cheap or I want to experience living somewhere new

Now that you mention it, every girl has asked me this

 

[Incellectually_Shy]

I have been in Cambodia for only a few days and I was about to post a rant here on what a hot&wet jungle shithole it is, with trash everywhere, how I got dhiarrea, then stung by some potent insects, how I saw a milf prostitute having her infant children playing next to her while she was looking for a customer, how some one must have coomaxxed in my hotel room because there are jizz staints everywhere, etc...

This was until I met the first girl I had talked to over the internet IRL.
The difference of treatment compared to how women treated me in the west is BEYOND BRUTAL, not only was she super kind to me but she even paid for the food despite me offering to pay everything.
Also she did look like on the picture, and was pretty and slim.
I think I might have a chance to ascend with her and I am completely high on life fuel right now :feelsLSD:

First impressions of Cambodia

I have been in Cambodia for only a few days and I was about to post a rant here on what a hot&wet jungle shithole it is, with trash everywhere, how I got dhiarrea, then stung by some potent insects, how I saw a milf prostitute having her infant children playing next to her while she was looking...

incels.is

 

[Detona]

i would? it mogs UK shit cloudy weather to be able to have nice sun and beaches etc

You'll change your tune when you realize that 95 degrees year round + spiders the size of a dinner plate are not in fact nice.

 

[AlexBrown84]

First impressions of Cambodia

I have been in Cambodia for only a few days and I was about to post a rant here on what a hot&wet jungle shithole it is, with trash everywhere, how I got dhiarrea, then stung by some potent insects, how I saw a milf prostitute having her infant children playing next to her while she was looking...

incels.is

Same they pay for me or Atleast say half half

 

[Deleted member 17829]

First impressions of Cambodia

I have been in Cambodia for only a few days and I was about to post a rant here on what a hot&wet jungle shithole it is, with trash everywhere, how I got dhiarrea, then stung by some potent insects, how I saw a milf prostitute having her infant children playing next to her while she was looking...

incels.is

yes ive been following that thread

 

[Deleted member 17829]

You'll change your tune when you realize that 95 degrees year round + spiders the size of a dinner plate are not in fact nice.

i like hot weather all year round and fuck spiders ill step on them

 

[Deleted member 17829]

Same they pay for me or Atleast say half half

why are they doing that if ur the one who has money and theyre poor, just kind?

 

[Deleted member 18436]

what should i say then?

Sight seeing, the culture, the food, mauy thai.

 

[Deleted member 17829]

Sight seeing, the culture, the food, mauy thai.

what about philippines theres no muay thai there and culture and sightseeing is obviously not true

 

[The Great Mystery]

it's cheaper to retire there or something

idk

spin some bullshit if someone asks you

its not that hard

 

[Deleted member 17829]

it's cheaper to retire there or something

idk

spin some bullshit if someone asks you

its not that hard

retire? im 21

i do i just told you and they dont seem to buy it so i need a better story

 

[The Great Mystery]

retire? im 21

i do i just told you and they dont seem to buy it so i need a better story

say you run a business there for tax reasons idk

say you're a fugitive if you want to impress people

who gives a fuck

certainly not the gooks who you think are being condescending towards you. you're reading too much into it

 

[Deleted member 18436]

what about philippines theres no muay thai there and culture and sightseeing is obviously not true

mm Say you teach English to orphans

 

[Gonthar]

what about philippines theres no muay thai there and culture and sightseeing is obviously not true

If it's Philippines praise stuff they have there: "Philipines - number one country in the world!, You have the best coconuts and bananas in the world, we have nothing like this at home. And your capital is so colorful, vibrant and diverse, I had no idea you were so civilized! And of course: Duterte - numero Uno! He - strong man, made Philippines great again, cleaned the streets from scums and drugs, we don't have such strong leaders back home!".

 

[Deleted member 17749]

-the weather lul:)
- cheaper
- your family died or you got debts
-you landed a tefl position or another job there
- you are a digital nomad and you just want to see this place and maybe stay there

You are totally not there for easy pussy

 

[Deleted member 17829]

Because i was bored of white pussy you pan face fucking whore i do as a wish not like you 3rd world shithole resident by force

ok i sent the message waiting for response now

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

i would? it mogs UK shit cloudy weather to be able to have nice sun and beaches etc

Wait till you get mosquito bites malaria and parasites that infect your body then you’ll really love it. Go slay jungle pussy I have and it was great I need another Chinese girl

 

[Deleted member 17829]

Wait till you get mosquito bites malaria and parasites that infect your body then you’ll really love it. Go slay jungle pussy I have and it was great I need another Chinese girl

mosquito bites and malaria and jungle pussy > western women