what excuses to use for bruises on zygos and chin from bonesmashing

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i told my parents it happened bcz i dropped a weight on my face at the gym but how do i explain bruising being there for several months
 
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i told my parents it happened bcz i dropped a weight on my face at the gym but how do i explain bruising being there for several months
Does bonesmashing actually work or is it cope?
 
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i told my parents it happened bcz i dropped a weight on my face at the gym but how do i explain bruising being there for several months
for some reason i just noticed i have red bruises on my zygosidk if thats is cuz its hot af or no but say something like oh its hot and i was a tgym lol

but bonesmashing is cope anyway
 
i wonder too
It does it just takes a shit ton of time, there was some retarded idiot who trained to hit stuff with his head and he had grown a huge bump there
 
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i told my parents it happened bcz i dropped a weight on my face at the gym but how do i explain bruising being there for several months
be darkskinned and then u cant see the bruises
 
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It does it just takes a shit ton of time, there was some retarded idiot who trained to hit stuff with his head and he had grown a huge bump there
That was probably not a bone but just a bump that would fade away after some time.
 
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That was probably not a bone but just a bump that would fade away after some time.
The nigger had been doing it for a really long time and it was too big to just be some swelling. You will probably look retarded tho so not really worth doing
 
The nigger had been doing it for a really long time and it was too big to just be some swelling. You will probably look retarded tho so not really worth doing
Yeah probably.
 
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Does bonesmashing actually work or is it cope?
i have only been doing it a couple months so i cant confirm long term results but the inflammation and swelling after smashing makes ur bones look alot bigger and more prominent and its basically always swollen if ur smashing consistently so idk about if it actually grows bone mass scientifically if done right it should but the swelling defo gives the illusion of more bone mass
 
i told my parents it happened bcz i dropped a weight on my face at the gym but how do i explain bruising being there for several months
I hope your parents will find out how dumb you are
 
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Can you not increase bone mass through increasing testosterone
 
Ok is testosterone cope after puberty? I am a late bloomer
 
Works for me tho, difference between picks is 23. June 2024 and 3. August 2024. Both checks is swelled btw
tbh idk if it works i do it myself but to me this just look like debloating or getting leaner
 
i told my parents it happened bcz i dropped a weight on my face at the gym but how do i explain bruising being there for several months
Say to ur parents that you are attending boxing lessons. Might work
 
bonesmash or stay ltn
bonesmash=cope, cope=hope, hope=lifefuel, lifefuel= you won't rope

good luck and hit harder on your facial bones' growth plates
 
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nah bro speaking the truth always works
what would their reaction be to me telling them i hit my face every 2-3 days for minutes with a hard object because i saw it on a forum online that it will make me grow bonemass
 
what would their reaction be to me telling them i hit my face every 2-3 days for minutes with a hard object because i saw it on a forum online that it will make me grow bonemass
just tell them it improves the face
 
thank you bhai
also don't forget to bonesmash your brain for a rapid iq growth

you are hitting your growth plates in your facial bones that stunts your natural growth. I would literally disown you If I were your parent
 
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can u explain why it wouldnt work if it was done correctly for a prolonged amount of time
I didnt research that shit too much but I think the microfractions are not enough to make a visible difference, you'll be in pain bruised and happy for like few hours when youre swollen and red and after some time youre back to before, just like guasha or icing your face. Thats just my opinion, if I wanted a bigger change I'd go get implants and in that case its easier to explain getting implants to someone than smashing your face with a hammer
 
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I didnt research that shit too much but I think the microfractions are not enough to make a visible difference, you'll be in pain bruised and happy for like few hours when youre swollen and red and after some time youre back to before, just like guasha or icing your face. Thats just my opinion, if I wanted a bigger change I'd go get implants and in that case its easier to explain getting implants to someone than smashing your face with a hammer
i would get implants but its alot more complicated i'd rather smash until 18 see if i have any progress at all before implants
 
Bonesmashing is stupid as hell, there's a good risk of hitting a nerve or deforming the face
 
I just use my hair to cover my zygos when i’m with my parents. For chin there’s not really much you can do to hide it, but i’ve used the weight excuse before too lol.
 

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