What happened here? Am I actually ugly af?

[Canwefixit]

Was chatting to a landwhale. Even simping by offering to take her on a date and then:

Just end the dating career tbh. End it. It is over.

 

[Kurdishcoper]

respect ur last name bro

 

[Canwefixit]

respect ur last name bro

Even landwhales aren’t respecting it. It’s over

 

[Canwefixit]

Its over for all of us. Imagine this shit happening to men in general WTF. In an equal world between the genders, even saint blackops2cel would have slayed this fatty

 

[laworg]

Good fucking lord

 

[Grilldaddy❤️]

Holy shit that’s disgusting nigger

 

[dex0bp]

 

[inversions]

dumb bitch all she can do is eat food

talking bout sum only food date

tbh i think facially she wouldnt look bad after losing all her fat

 

[Deleted member 80549]

sunflower lanyard jfl

 

[Deleted member 16203]

we know

Holy autism, never ask them out about stuff they are uncomfortable with.

Upon further inspection, I think you might have fucked this up with your indecisiveness and making her feel self-conscious because of her weight and genetic diseases.

You started off good by seemingly taking control and offering to plan a date, but then blew it by asking her 20 questions what she likes to eat, what she wants to do for fun etc. At that point she could just plan the date herself. Women want a man to tell them when they should be ready, and that's it, zero input from them.

Also making her feel uncomfortable about her disease and obesity related low stamina were the final nails in the coffin.

 

[Canwefixit]

we know
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Holy autism, never ask them out about stuff they are uncomfortable with.
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Upon further inspection, I think you might have fucked this up with your indecisiveness and making her feel self-conscious because of her weight and genetic diseases.

You started off good by seemingly taking control and offering to plan a date, but then blew it by asking her 20 questions what she likes to eat, what she wants to do for fun etc. At that point she could just plan the date herself. Women want a man to tell them when they should be ready, and that's it, zero input from them.

Also making her feel uncomfortable about her disease and obesity related low stamina were the final nails in the coffin.

Good observation my man. Its mad how self conscious gets to these women. Us men, if we were blackops2cel and had the opportunity we would turn up with melted cheese faces and get the shag. Meanwhile women dont. Yes I think I fucked up with the questions and disease shit. Should have just been I plan it and we do it like proper James Bond men

 

[Deleted member 16203]

Good observation my man. Its mad how self conscious gets to these women. Us men, if we were blackops2cel and had the opportunity we would turn up with melted cheese faces and get the shag. Meanwhile women dont.

You were even offering her food and were fine with walking 10 steps at a time; objectively, that's very considerate.

I tell them it's movie nights at their place or nothing, because I wouldn't want to be seen with them in public.

But these women, as you say, are very self-conscious and would rather get pump-and-dumped in the dark than talk openly about their shortcomings when planning out a day.

e.g. I'd also never bring up "thyroid issues" or diabetes when I talk to fat bitches, even though I know with 90% certainty that they'd have something to say about and relate to it.

Yes I think I fucked up with the questions and disease shit. Should have just been I plan it and we do it like proper James Bond men

would have been the better call.

 

[Deleted member 104510]

good god

 

[Canwefixit]

You were even offering her food and were fine with walking 10 steps at a time; that's very considerate, I just tell them its movie-nights at their place or nothing because I wouldn't want to be seen with them in public.

But these women, as you say, are very self-conscious and would rather get pump-and-dumped in the dark than talk openly about their shortcomings when planning out a day.

e.g. I'd also never bring up "thyroid issues" or diabetes when I talk to fat bitches, even though I know with 90% certainty that they'd have something to say about and relate to it.

would have been the better call.

Yeah I should have just been the pump and dump chad. I can imagine it gets more success. My most successful fwb was a ‘date’ around her place where I fucked her in March 2023 and we still do it. It took me until 2024 to go outside with her. Legendary move. She is the 500lb darkskin black girl.

I did ask her if she had hoed before and she said she fucked me first time because apparently her friend committed suicide so she had a rough time and she never normally does this and her body count is 7 at age 31

 

[Deleted member 104510]

What made you consider even taking her out on a date?

And dare I say it.

Spoiler

A shag...?

 

[Deleted member 16203]

Yeah I should have just been the pump and dump chad. I can imagine it gets more success. My most successful fwb was a ‘date’ around her place where I fucked her in March 2023 and we still do it. It took me until 2024 to go outside with her. Legendary move.

as I'm not a chad either, after establishing some sexual tension, I try to find out what movies they are into and offer them to watch one from that series.

e.g. Harry Potter, Star Wars, Ghibli - those childhood movies always work - and then ask what kind of wine they like, red/white, and say lets get to know each other on a good glass of wine and say I'm bringing the bottle.

I'm not good-looking enough to straight up tell them I'm coming over to nut in their pussy and leave when I'm satisfied.

Also these women are fat for a reason; if they went out all the time instead of stuffing their faces alone at home, they wouldn't be this fat, so they are more comfortable with letting you come over or coming to your place.

She is the 500lb darkskin black girl.

I did ask her if she had hoed before and she said she fucked me first time because apparently her friend committed suicide so she had a rough time and she never normally does this and her body count is 7 at age 31

did you ever post her? I only remember the one with the blue hair, but I think she was closer to your age. You think a bodycount of 7 at 31 is real?

 

[Canwefixit]

as I'm not a chad either, after establishing some sexual tension, I try to find out what movies they are into and offer them to watch one from that series.

e.g. Harry Potter, Star Wars, Ghibli - those childhood movies always work - and then ask what kind of wine they like, red/white, and say lets get to know each other on a good glass of wine and say I'm bringing the bottle.

I'm not good-looking enough to straight up tell them I'm coming over to nut in their pussy and leave when I'm satisfied.

Also these women are fat for a reason; if they went out all the time instead of stuffing their faces alone at home, they wouldn't be this fat, so they are more comfortable with letting you come over or coming to your place.

did you ever post her? I only remember the one with the blue hair, but I think she was closer to your age. You think a bodycount of 7 at 31 is real?

Good tips man. These fat bitches are home based so no dates. Every fat bitch I have slayed, has been home first.

I didnt post her much but can do. Ikr 7/31 is a bit suspicious even for an autistic sociopath

 

[Deleted member 16203]

I didnt post her much but can do.

show, bro.

 

[Canwefixit]

show, bro.

 

[Canwefixit]

@Corleone thoughts?

 

[Deleted member 16203]

@Corleone thoughts?

That ebony ass do be phat.

I've spent my entire life switching the side of the road whenever I saw something like that, be it male or female, coming towards me. Mirin the bravery to actually pull up and copulate with it.

Me, being a 150lbs twink, I feel like she could destroy me in a fit of rage if I made one out-of-place comment.

 

[Canwefixit]

That ebony ass do be phat.

I've spent my entire life switching the side of the road whenever I saw something like that, be it male or female, coming towards me. Mirin the bravery to actually pull up and copulate with it.

Me, being a 150lbs twink, I feel like she could destroy me in a fit of rage if I made one out-of-place comment.

Lmao maybe I am a genetic dead end for this, but I have no instincts to be wary of this creature. In fact, I look at her as a 5’10 chubby girl rather than a 5’10 gorilla wrecking bull. Maybe it is natural selection.

Now imagining me encountering a 5’10 500lb make nigger on the street, it’s actually hard for me to even comprehend such a phenomenon as its so rare. Women are usually fatter than men on average. But going ahead and imagining this 5’10, 500lb, darkskin nigger with an insane brow ridge, I can imagine the weight advantage is a real thing. I would be scared if it was a 500lb black man. Yet because it is a woman, I feel like a fight would be an easy win. I could be heavily underestimating my opponent

 

[Deleted member 16203]

I have no instincts to be wary of this creature. In fact, I look at her as a 5’10 chubby girl rather than a 5’10 gorilla wrecking bull.

mirin your confidence and lack of basic survival instincts. I've read these beasts can smell fear, maybe your total lack of it helps you keeping them in check.

Yet because it is a woman, I feel like a fight would be an easy win. I could be heavily underestimating my opponent

You, whenever you've mounted your next black ssbbw:

@nofap

 

[Canwefixit]

mirin your confidence and lack of basic survival instincts. I've read these beasts can smell fear, maybe your total lack of it helps you keeping them in check.

You, whenever you've mounted your next black ssbbw:

@nofap

Legit idk what is wrong with me but I feel like that 500lb chick isnt an ssbbw because her height makes her slim. I also don’t fear women no matter what. I would actually have more fear approaching a 100lb male gook.

These 500lb black beasts easily get sex so clearly my SMV is easily replaceable for them

 

[BeanCelll]

tbh i think facially she wouldnt look bad after losing all her fat

It's a solid investment, sadly she'll ditch that nigga as soon as she ascends

 

[inversions]

It's a solid investment, sadly she'll ditch that nigga as soon as she ascends

She wont ever ascend

Its very unlikely anyways

 

[Canwefixit]

She wont ever ascend

Its very unlikely anyways

Foids cant lose weight. They are used to cruising through life with no discipline

 

[batman1997]

Dude

 

[Notcel]

this thread killed all hope in the dating market for me

 

[Luquier]

Is it even possible to get laid

 

[Mumbai_HTN]

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bro what the absolute fuck, i would rather stay a truecel then ever try going for this but mirin the low inhib brah

 

[Deleted member 16203]

this thread killed all hope in the dating market for me

Wait till you see what OP looks like. Blonde prettyboy and at least MTN

 

[crazyguy]

Was chatting to a landwhale. Even simping by offering to take her on a date and then:

Just end the dating career tbh. End it. It is over.

it never began if you got rejected by that

 

[Wallenberg]

tbh i think facially she wouldnt look bad after losing all her fat

Indeed could be a fine looking girl if lean

 

[inversions]

Indeed could be a fine looking girl if lean

But loose skin would cuck her

 

[Wallenberg]

But loose skin would cuck her

can't surgery help that

 

[inversions]

can't surgery help that

Yeah prolly

But surely theres scars or something

Idk i never needed to research it

 

[Deleted member 170084]

Was chatting to a landwhale. Even simping by offering to take her on a date and then:

Just end the dating career tbh. End it. It is over.

holy shit nigga wtf youre down BAD

 

[оrg]

Was chatting to a landwhale. Even simping by offering to take her on a date and then:

Just end the dating career tbh. End it. It is over.

wheres the jumpscare warning bro. next time im reporting yiu

 

[rawr]

Was chatting to a landwhale. Even simping by offering to take her on a date and then:

Just end the dating career tbh. End it. It is over.

Holy shit

 

[rawr]

dumb bitch all she can do is eat food

talking bout sum only food date

tbh i think facially she wouldnt look bad after losing all her fat

its like investing into bitcoin

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

Tbh if she was an ugly skinny girl this wouldn't have happened

 

[Snoofy]

LARP

 

[Deleted member 110192]

Was chatting to a landwhale. Even simping by offering to take her on a date and then:

Just end the dating career tbh. End it. It is over.

She looks good bro

 

[inversions]

its like investing into bitcoin

Not really

More like a shitty memecoin

Shes already fat n that means shes lazy

Who says shes gonna change

More chance she dkesnt change and dies at 40 than ascends

 

[Deleted member 116989]