What have you guys got against oats?

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Porridge is a healthy filling breakfast that feels good in my stomach and grants me long-lasting energy. I haven't found anything better. Eating something heavy bogs you down and is only ideal for dinner, eating something lighter doesn't give enough energy.
 
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It's literally just carbs, eggs are so much better for breakfast
 
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Porridge is a healthy filling breakfast that feels good in my stomach and grants me long-lasting energy. I haven't found anything better. Eating something heavy bogs you down and is only ideal for dinner, eating something lighter doesn't give enough energy.
I actually just found out that when you regularly eat oatmeal it begins to line your small intestine with a protective probiotic slime. Gets rid of uncomfortable bowels and bad digestion. Great for cholesterol and blood sugar too. It's also though to aid in protecting your internal organs such as the liver if you eat oatmeal before a night of heavy drinking.

People probably don't like it because they think eating oats is a Jewish conspiracy or something.
 
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just eat crackers, what?
 
It's literally just carbs, eggs are so much better for breakfast

When combined with milk, honey and berries, it becomes an ensemble of nutrients.
 
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Oats are high in fibre. All these protein conscious retards who over consume by 200% don’t understand they are most likely 95% deficient in fibre.

If you have conspiracy against Quaker Oats which is ((their)) brand, try your locally manufactured or some other brand oats. It’s satiating, macro efficient and for once has good palatability too.
 
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lmaooo "95% deficient in fiber" what an absolute delusional celt, you don't even know how to spell your own coping mechanism cope. the only thing you're satiating is ur dumbass with this wall of text
 

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