What holds me back from having chad eyes?

[Deleted member 9072]

take a long, thin, flat, rigid object (ex pen, metal ruler etc) and do a test. place it like this.

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If object contacts eyeball = subhuman and time to rope
If eyelid scrapes agains object when blinking = average
If eyelid opens and closes and nothing except eyelashes touch the object = deep set eyes relative to bone and most likely DOM hunter if the orbital opening length is small

just ask your friend to punch you instead in the eye

 

[NarcyChadlite]

just ask your friend to punch you instead in the eye

Id suggest you dont do that cuz if u do your eyeball will be the first point of contact in your case. But mayb ull be fine cuz no friends to begin with.

 

[Deleted member 9072]

Id suggest you dont do that cuz if u do your eyeball will be the first point of contact in your case. But mayb ull be fine cuz no friends to begin with.

keep coping i punched my self and their deep set

 

[NarcyChadlite]

keep coping i punched my self and their deep set

K then ur good lmao

 

[St. BlackOps2Cel]

I personally don't. Yet he can still slay.
What do you mean by this man are you gay?
@St. BlackOps2Cel

He would still slay but not as much as dark triad. For 20 yo girls and above, pretty boy comes behind the dark triad.

 

[Deleted member 6572]

take a long, thin, flat, rigid object (ex pen, metal ruler etc) and do a test. place it like this.

View attachment 638415

If object contacts eyeball = subhuman and time to rope
If eyelid scrapes agains object when blinking = average
If eyelid opens and closes and nothing except eyelashes touch the object = deep set eyes relative to bone and most likely DOM hunter if the orbital opening length is small

K then ur good lmao

i did it and my knuckle hits my browridge

 

[Deleted member 8461]

his UEE is a total disaster. but the halo of his almond shaped eyes saves his ass.

why does every PSLer speak in hyperboles? it makes you sound like a low iq teenage girl.

Many users have said I have good eyes but everyone has said they aren’t chad tier. What holds them back in your option what are my eyes flaws?

Since every PSLer is an NPC retard that's only capable of regurgitating like 1 of 10 different responses, I have to be the one to tell you:
your main problem with your eyes is your alignment. You got strabismus bro. You're cross eyed amigo. Lucky for you that's an easy fix. Normies won't notice your under eye support lmfao.

But with that esotropia they won't know which eye to look at when talking to you.

 

[Deleted member 6572]

why does every PSLer speak in hyperboles? it makes you sound like a low iq teenage girl.


Since every PSLer is an NPC retard that's only capable of regurgitating like 1 of 10 different responses, I have to be the one to tell you:
your main problem with your eyes is your alignment. You got strabismus bro. You're cross eyed amigo. Lucky for you that's an easy fix. Normies won't notice your under eye support lmfao.

But with that esotropia they won't know which eye to look at when talking to you.

Maybe it appears that way cause I was looking at the lens on one side with both eyes here is a better pic

 

[NarcyChadlite]

i did it and my knuckle hits my browridge

JFL @ u aspies i told yall to use a fucking pen and instead you use ur knuckles.

On a side note.. tha fucks up with your skull... the gigasteep forhead with the back extending gay alien style. It aint a failio but wondering if you get that from ur indian dad or white mom. Just curious

 

[NarcyChadlite]

why does every PSLer speak in hyperboles? it makes you sound like a low iq teenage girl.


Since every PSLer is an NPC retard that's only capable of regurgitating like 1 of 10 different responses, I have to be the one to tell you:
your main problem with your eyes is your alignment. You got strabismus bro. You're cross eyed amigo. Lucky for you that's an easy fix. Normies won't notice your under eye support lmfao.

But with that esotropia they won't know which eye to look at when talking to you.

dnrd

 

[Deleted member 8461]

Maybe it appears that way cause I was looking at the lens on one side with both eyes here is a better pic

naw bro I saw those pictures too. Look at the inner triangles of both eyes. One is nearly twice the size of the other. It's fine, it's an easy fix

 

[Deleted member 8461]

Maybe it appears that way cause I was looking at the lens on one side with both eyes here is a better pic

Fuck bro I'm not trying to add another item to your list of insecurities if anything this should be hope. You probably don't even need surgery you might be able to fix those solely through exercises. IMO alignment is one of the most overlooked traits by PSLtards. It can wreck your eye harmony.

 

[TRNA]

Eye area is really tuff to fix tbh, your eyes are not the problem, they are average, I mean not everyone can have o pry eyes, just have an average eye area and above average everything else on your face, and also fraud eye color bro

 

[Deleted member 4438]

Your eyes are too big, puppy like.

Your eyebrows are not long enough in the middle.